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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita".
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.)
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
When Good Magazines Go Unedited.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Yet another post I didn't get to put up yesterday. This one's been the laughingstock of the 'net for the past few days. I guess this is what happens when you stare at something wrong for too long.
It starts to look right.

MisspelledVibe

Villians. Yeah. They're evil people, right? Or are they townies? I get so confused.

justbeingcritical.com: VIBE…There Is A Misspelled Word On The Cover Of Your Magazine!
posted by Lo @ 10:11 AM  
3 Comments:
  • At March 15, 2006 11:26 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    well, i guess it's par for the course, considering "illest" ain't a word either.....lol

    and yes my people, "ain't" is a word. look it up!

    hey, whaddya gunnah do? ^_^

     
  • At March 16, 2006 7:28 AM, Anonymous Juan in DC said…

    Actually, Villian is an old Dutch family name. Unfortunately, the members of the family have been stricken with some terrible debilitating disease which has left many of them very ill. The article is actually profiling the 20 most ill of the clan. It's a sad, sad state of affairs. But, what's even sadder is nobody realized just how ill the spelling was.

     
  • At March 16, 2006 11:03 AM, Blogger Lo said…

    ROFL!! Good one, Juan!!!

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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