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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita".
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
The Church Of Jamie.
Friday, April 21, 2006
Are you ready to be saved?????

Per British paper The Sun, Jamie Foxx is the man for the job:
ACTOR-turned-singer Jamie Foxx has announced he is going to rescue the R & B music scene.

The cocky star's album Unpredictable took the US by storm in 2005 and now he reckons he can save the charts from more bland soul releases.

He says: "I am the saviour.

"I'm definitely going out there with my mic and my shield to declare: 'I am here to save R & B'.

"I will have the people saying: 'Sire, there is a man at the musical gates saying he is here to save R&B'."
Go 'head, Jamie. That's a pretty tall order. It's going to be interesting to watch you do it.

The Sun Online: Bizarre Online: Foxx: I am R&B saviour
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM  
7 Comments:
  • At April 21, 2006 3:48 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    are you serious????

    that oscar shit dun gon' to his head...take ray charles outta "ray" and no one would have see the pic.

    take ludacris outta "unpredictable" and it would have been an "average" song. luda made the difference!!!!

    pass me a wang luda!!!!

     
  • At April 22, 2006 2:43 AM, Blogger Matt said…

    Lance,

    Please show respect and don't take our Savior's name in vain.

    Now, say 50 "Hail Jamies" then off to bed!

     
  • At April 22, 2006 7:16 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    Hell Jamie! x 50

    how's dat matt?

     
  • At April 22, 2006 9:29 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    That's sheer blasphemy. You need Jamie-sus!

     
  • At April 24, 2006 11:09 PM, Anonymous Victoria said…

    Well...all righty then. I agree with you, Lance. Wow!

     
  • At April 28, 2006 3:49 PM, Blogger LBoogie said…

    Whateva Lance - Jamie really wants to sing and thats his passion. He will focus on it and BLOW EVR'BODY AWAY!!!
    Say one mo thing bout Jamie and it's on Lance. I know my boo (JAmie) was miss quoted and taken out of context - now what!
    (yes I got ghetto with it too)

     
  • At April 29, 2006 12:28 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    FUCK JAMIE!!!!!

    ....where you is lboogie? ;-P

    ha to the damn ha!

     
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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