| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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Denise Richards Is A Colored Black N*gger!!! |
| Wednesday, April 26, 2006 |
Apparently.
 At least, that's what her angry ex, Charlie Sheen, called her in one of the raging voicemails he left on her phone.
Check out what he said, per the court transcripts on The Smoking Gun.com. These are his words, unedited, chockful of French, so pardon it:
Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 1 p.m.
Yeah, I just got your other e-mail and I am a little confused because ahhh you told me that was something you only told a couple of people and this and that and I just again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky and you’re a fucking liar. Okay. You’re a fucking liar so you know what it’s like...fuck you. Okay, I hope you rot in fucking hell. You’re a piece of shit fucking liar and I hope you fucking rot in hell. So fuck you. I hope I never fucking talk to you again you fucking cunt. Fuck you. You’re a coward and a liar and a fucking nigger alright so fuck you. Wow.
She must be an "inny" (you know...the black is in her DNA, as opposed to being melanin-evident). Kinda like Sir Anthony Hopkin's character in The Hidden N*gger The Human Stain.
 No matter. Welcome to the fold, Denise!!!
 Expect fewer roles now that you've been outed (not that you've been working much to begin with). It's hard out here for a n*gga pimptress. Didn't you know?
The Smoking Gun.com: Charlie Sheen Divorce Filing: Voicemail Exhibit |
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I always thought there was coffee in that cream.
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Girl, u r crazy, it's hard out here for a pimpstress, that's funny! LOL -- I guess Charlie couldn't think of any other negative things to say to other than calling her the "n" word. I guess as Snoop would say, he don't love that ho', or us for that matter, but I could care less about him loving us. Since I'm a Southern Cat, I appreciate white folks showing their true colors. It's the one's who try to be down, but hate you on the down low that I can't get with.
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this is the one chocolate outing that Im not surprised by hell I'm still low on lotion after watching her in that tight outfit on undercover brother . So i embrace her into the fold and look forward to seeing her at the club doing the electric slide and buying drinks for the whole spot with Charlie's loot .. smile
As far as Charlie being a racist i aint buying it cause if he knew that she had a ounce of black in her he is a nigger lover anyway...
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Ew with the lotion, Cort. Double ew.
Y'all sure do use the N-word a lot on this blog. (LOL) What would Bill Cosby think?
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All I can think of is Dave Chappelle and the blind black white racist who left his wife cause she was a "brother" (how's that) lover, too funny!
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Well Lo at least I just use lotion and don't have machinery for my pleasure.. smile .. I had a girlfriend that actually used to tell me that big thing she hid underneath her bed was for her back. I was like well sweetie why is it shaped like a dick ..? I felt it should have been molded in the form of a hand so we could both enjoy it ...
Her kids found it and with her company in the house brought it out in front of them .. I just looked at her and was like see if it was a hand they wold have thought you were a part of the addams family and not a freak with a b ig blackie!!!
Rich when I wrote that I was thinking the same thing ... that episode of Chappelle was hilarious even if i was over the edge.
Hey Lo I've been behind on reading your blog and have been catching up damn you are funny let's form a comedy team.
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Well I was told in HS achool after beating a gurls ass for calling me a n*&^% that anyone can be a n*&^%, it's not just a black thing. So that MUST BE WHAT HE MEANT! Yeah we are making progress after all!
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i knew that heffa was black...
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I always thought there was coffee in that cream.