| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Guess Who's Back In The M#&@$*% 'Hood!!! |
| Tuesday, April 04, 2006 |
 Hi guys!!! It's me, LoZone, and you know if you see me, that means she sent me to bear some sort of news or other.
Well, she's under deep cover again, working on a time-sensitive project, but she'll be back soon. Just not today. In the meantime, why not take a stroll through the Archives in the column on the left? Do you know that she's done almost four hundred blog posts (!!!) since the start of this blog in December? She's a writing fool.
(Don't tell her I said that.)
Asta la vista, Lo Zoners!!! |
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I wish I had Lo's discipline, LoZone. I just can't stay off this damn thing.
(llkmux)
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For the record, Juan, Lo wishes she had it too.
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I wish I had Lo's discipline, LoZone. I just can't stay off this damn thing.
(llkmux)