| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| I'm Not Wearing Any Pannnnnnnnties!!! |
| Wednesday, April 05, 2006 |
My hysterically-funny friend, fellow lunatic Libran, power broker, paradigm-shifter, Larry Lowe...
 ...pointed out to me that my South Park alter ego, LoZone, doesn't have any bottoms on. Her, uh, LoZone's hanging out for all the world to see.
 He said it like maybe it was an oversight or something on my part. Au contrare. You see, LoZone, much like Sasha (Beyonce's alter-ego), is a skanktastic, exhibitionistic, pole-hunching WHORE. (Hey, somebody's gotta do it...certainly not me.)
So, FYI, she's missing bloomers for a reason: she's a skank. And true skanks need the occasional lower breeze just to keep them going.
 Know what I mean? So, in the words of Meredith Vieira, just sit back and "Enjoy the view."
Previously: The Lo Zone: Speaking Of South Park...
Previously: The Lo Zone: From One Lo To Another.
Previously: The Lo Zone: Four Guys And A Girl Walk Into A Bar... |
posted by Lo @ 9:49 AM   |
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hey lo...
did you clean up paris' twat last week? it was kinda "dark and shady" lookin' wif three-six. now it look "so fresh and so, clean, clean" ;-)
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Good eye, Lance!! While I personally wouldn't touch Paris' twat with a ten mile pole (I wouldn't even Photoshop it), I happened to find a cleaner version of the pic. So I swapped the old one in the Three-six post with this one (if you check it you'll see that she's got a clean twat now), and I also used the clean twat pic here.
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hey, maybe we could start our OWN rumor mill at the lo-zone.
is it true, that paris and enimem are an item now?....lol
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If those two got together Lance, that would be funny as hell. The press would be all over it. I can't even see it. They'd probably somehow cancel each other out.
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hey lo...
did you clean up paris' twat last week? it was kinda "dark and shady" lookin' wif three-six. now it look "so fresh and so, clean, clean" ;-)