| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| It's Here!!! It's Here!!! The Alien Baby Is Here!!! |
| Tuesday, April 18, 2006 |
[Oh yeah...Brooke Shields had her baby too, also a girl. Leave it to Tom to steal her thunder.]
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Yeah I heard on my morning radio show this morning that Tom plans on eating the placenta....How freaking gross is that..JUst thought I'd let you in on that..lol
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Shhhhh...They can hear your thoughts...
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lol@Matt..
You almost made me spill my coffee...hehehehe
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I wonder what they've done with Rosemary, uh, Katie now that demon spawn, I mean, baby has been delivered.
Remember the movie and how Rosemary was forced to drink those nasty, chalky milkshakes? Funny how Katie always had a big Starbucks cup in her hand, all during her pregnancy. I wonder what kind of creepy cocktail was really in those cups.
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i wonder if they're gonna have a media war on the cele-babies. tomkat's girl vs brangelina's newborn. hmmmm...i wonder what nicole kidman and jennifer anniston are up to?
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You guys won't be so "laughy" when we're all aboard the mothership being judged!
Greeneyedrican,
I have that effect on women but it's more in the way that John Merrick used to cause women to spill coffee on themselves...
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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Yeah I heard on my morning radio show this morning that Tom plans on eating the placenta....How freaking gross is that..JUst thought I'd let you in on that..lol