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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
No Words. Literally.
Thursday, April 27, 2006

Crunk & Disorderly: Standing Next To Tisha Campbell-Martin Makes You Look Good
posted by Lo @ 11:41 AM  
4 Comments:
  • At April 27, 2006 10:14 AM, Blogger Matt said…

    Isn't that the guy Lando Calrision flew the Millennium Falcon with in Empire Strikes Back?

    I wondered what happened to that guy.

     
  • At April 27, 2006 12:27 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    i know one thing, she got angelina jolie beat with dem lips. and forehead too, if you pull back that mop!

     
  • At April 28, 2006 3:31 PM, Blogger LBoogie said…

    What the... She aint the finest no way but dang! Like cort would say just light skinned, if that's what you into - lol

     
  • At April 28, 2006 4:14 PM, Anonymous sleezy cort geezy said…

    damn I'm going to hate if my peeps read this me and her hubby are cool.. but damn she does look about whupped on this pic... Funny Lboogs is right when I see an unattractive yellow broad I do think what a waste of light skin hahahah me my self I dig em what ever color GOD decided to dip them in ... but that pic is a travesty.
    She might not look good in this pic but bet she looks good at the ATM lol

    call me own to sell out for a rich lady ... as much as I have given back to the community when I date I deserved to hit the love lotto
    you would talk about me if you wanted to but I wouldnt hear you too busy speeding by you in my Bentley blaring the tunes on my bose system

     
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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