| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| No Words. Literally. |
| Thursday, April 27, 2006 |
Crunk & Disorderly: Standing Next To Tisha Campbell-Martin Makes You Look Good |
posted by Lo @ 11:41 AM   |
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Isn't that the guy Lando Calrision flew the Millennium Falcon with in Empire Strikes Back?
I wondered what happened to that guy.
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i know one thing, she got angelina jolie beat with dem lips. and forehead too, if you pull back that mop!
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What the... She aint the finest no way but dang! Like cort would say just light skinned, if that's what you into - lol
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damn I'm going to hate if my peeps read this me and her hubby are cool.. but damn she does look about whupped on this pic... Funny Lboogs is right when I see an unattractive yellow broad I do think what a waste of light skin hahahah me my self I dig em what ever color GOD decided to dip them in ... but that pic is a travesty.
She might not look good in this pic but bet she looks good at the ATM lol
call me own to sell out for a rich lady ... as much as I have given back to the community when I date I deserved to hit the love lotto
you would talk about me if you wanted to but I wouldnt hear you too busy speeding by you in my Bentley blaring the tunes on my bose system
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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Isn't that the guy Lando Calrision flew the Millennium Falcon with in Empire Strikes Back?
I wondered what happened to that guy.