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| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
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| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
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| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
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| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
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| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
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I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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Shar & Penn Halle & Her Man. |
| Monday, April 24, 2006 |
ConcreteLoop.com: Candids: Halle Berry & Her Man
Previously: The Lo Zone: Meet The Real Penn And Shar |
posted by Lo @ 10:22 AM   |
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yeah, you gotta point there lo...
hmmmm, halle seems to be buying up books and optioning off for movie deals, you think, ummmm, she'll be like, uhhhhh wanna option off s.l.m.f?
i don't know. i would bash halle but i can't this time. if she's happy, be happy. but if the shit don't work, try, try again. give ol' lance a call. the buck stops here!!!!.... ;-)
p.s.: she gotta get rid of that mop on her haid. i'm feelin' that old hair style. hmmm, maybe that was too much to maintain, ya think?
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I'm just happy Halle finally decided to mix things up. She's finally given a white man the chance to cheat on her.
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Not even going to trip about seeing the lovely Halle with her dude.. half of me is happy for half of her . Shit she is a child of mixed pairing it's only fair she gives a white boy a chance to fuck over her like so many brothers have ( or so it's been told.) Way i see it I dont have a chance let that man have his turn. I'm still amused with Eric Benet and his sexual addiction explanation when he was caught by her. Talk about rumor humor... iused that shit myself on time woman walked in on me and I was like hey baby this aint what you think it is ... dont consider it me fucking around .. I'm just strung out on this shit and everytime I try to kick it keeps calling me ( if you decide to use this .. make sure to say it like Chris Rock as Pookie on New Jack City)
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Well. This will be interesting to watch play out. Halle has had really fucked luck in picking a man. I don't really care if she is dating a green dwarf as long as she is happy. But I must say, the second picture either she is pissed because the paparazzi is around or home girl ain't looking too pleased.
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you kno' whut, y'all? i'mma try sumpthin'. i'm gonna head into the city and just hang out and where they are shootin' this new halle moobie "perfect stranger" and see if i can "be that guy".
and if the next picture y'all see in the post or daily news of hunky-model boy crying and halle rollin' with the lanceman....you got the scoop here first!
(ddthda) <-- just say "daddy" halle, just say "daddy"... (;-)
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Yo Halle...call me when you're tired of big penises...
Oh...er...wait....
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Matt! & Cort! Yau'll is to much!
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yeah, you gotta point there lo...
hmmmm, halle seems to be buying up books and optioning off for movie deals, you think, ummmm, she'll be like, uhhhhh wanna option off s.l.m.f?
i don't know. i would bash halle but i can't this time. if she's happy, be happy. but if the shit don't work, try, try again. give ol' lance a call. the buck stops here!!!!.... ;-)
p.s.: she gotta get rid of that mop on her haid. i'm feelin' that old hair style. hmmm, maybe that was too much to maintain, ya think?