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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and bird, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five dogs and a bird, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
So In Love...
Friday, April 07, 2006
...with these shoes!!!!!

RedLouboutins1

OMG!!! If they were a guy, I would be naked right now, giving them a lap dance!!!!

RedLouboutins2

Aren't they the sexiest creations you've ever seen? Christian Louboutin just has a way with heels, I swear.

Guys, I don't expect you to understand the way I get about shoes. I can't explain it to you because I don't understand it myself. It's chemical. It's crazy. You just roll with it because it's bigger than you.

And since we're on the subject, these aren't bad either.

RedMissMarples

Or these. Also Louboutins. I'm feeling very red today.

PatentLeatherLouboutins

Ohhhhhh...head swimming. Getting dizzy. Must. look. away. from. the. screen.

eBay: CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN RED MISS MARPLE SHOES
eBay: CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN RED MISS MARPLE HEEL SHOE
eBay: CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN RED PATENT YOYO ROPE SHOES
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM  
6 Comments:
  • At April 7, 2006 7:31 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    you know, from a side view, those shoes look like "lil ferraris for the feet". vroom, vroom!!!!

     
  • At April 7, 2006 10:30 AM, Blogger Ettevy said…

    I feel ya Lo.....They are sexy shoes... wow!!! Red is my favorrrrrite color!!! I love the heel..It's just the right height!!!

     
  • At April 7, 2006 6:32 PM, Anonymous Juan in DC said…

    mmm, the last pair got my tention. Those with chrocheted straight skimpy dress would be hot, hot hot. Of course, I wouldn't be wearing the outfit, but definitely observing -- just in case somebody wasn't sure.

     
  • At April 7, 2006 8:10 PM, Blogger realityspeaks said…

    All I can say is...they are fabulous...but the "Sistah" who dare wear theses stilts better have legs...real legs and the ability to step like they get paid on the catwalk.

     
  • At April 7, 2006 8:24 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    True dat, realityspeaks. You definitely have to know what you're doing---and look good doing it---when you step out in these bad boys.

     
  • At May 3, 2006 10:09 PM, Blogger Ms. Audacity said…

    Those shoes are beyond hott... My Twin hipped me to your spot on the net and I'm glad she did... I wish I had what it took to walk in those things... I know I got what it takes to NOT walk in them... LOL

     
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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