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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita".
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Star's New Titties.
Monday, April 03, 2006
Lovely, no?

WireImage: Listings
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM  
9 Comments:
  • At April 3, 2006 4:18 PM, Anonymous Dawnya said…

    She should have told them to do something about that saggy neck. Lawd that woman annoys me.

     
  • At April 3, 2006 5:06 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    ROFL!!!

     
  • At April 3, 2006 9:03 PM, Anonymous Juan in DC said…

    Now, now dawnya (what a pretty name). But I must say that I agree. On some of the "services" they said that she had a tummy tuck as well and lost a significant amount of blood and it was touch and go for a moment. But if this pictue is post-op then that must have been pure rumor.

    I knew Star when she was at Howard and her level of annoyance has only amplified over the years.

    Fortunately, she believes her own press -- or is that unfortunate.

    (ybltmts)

     
  • At April 5, 2006 2:04 PM, Anonymous Willied said…

    No!

     
  • At April 6, 2006 3:24 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    hmmmm....star's new titties!

    not bad, considering i have my hand maskin' out her face!


    (eyzfjuwz) <--- imagine that!

     
  • At April 6, 2006 3:26 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    LOL!!! You are OFF THE CHAIN today!!!

     
  • At April 7, 2006 10:42 PM, Blogger realityspeaks said…

    Yawl r MEEEEEAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!

    We all have a right to our FANTASIES...yes?

    And ya gotta give it to girl friend...she is definitely bringing light to hers.

    And... she is getting paid...But she will never be Queen OPRAH.

    So much for fantasy.

    And our next contestant is.....

     
  • At April 7, 2006 11:46 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    i'm no arnold with a denzel face, but DAMN! she lost what, 150 lbs or some shit and she blabbin' about it thinking she's hot? are you serious? look at them tits again. check out that posture. like two hills on a brokeback mountain...lmao come on maaaaaaan. and that face....definitely a one-nighter, in the dark, lights out, close the blinds.

    (aszoolmm)<---(couldn't have said it better)

     
  • At April 16, 2006 5:37 AM, Anonymous sleezycortgeezy said…

    Star didnt need to buy tits she could have just taken all that loose skin under her arms ( ewww) and pushed that shit in a bra...

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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