| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| That's It, I'm Making A Sex Tape. |
| Thursday, April 27, 2006 |
 Hollywood Rag.com: Paris Hilton Checks Out Her New Wheels |
posted by Lo @ 12:25 PM   |
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ain't gon' lie...
i was checking out the mercedes mclaren slr she was getting out of and the ferrari beside it.
her skinny ass needs a few of lo's biscuits & sizzrup badddddd....of all the fine women in so cal, why would you want to hit that?....
well, maybe for the moolah and to roll hard in the benz or ferrari.
what about it cort? paris hilton? yes/no?
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lo, before you make that "x-files" tape..heh, heh...keep in mind, paris had access to millions BEFORE the discovery of that tape.
she probably would have gotten the SLR anyway, but no one wouldna gave a shit about it.
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ain't gon' lie...
i was checking out the mercedes mclaren slr she was getting out of and the ferrari beside it.
her skinny ass needs a few of lo's biscuits & sizzrup badddddd....of all the fine women in so cal, why would you want to hit that?....
well, maybe for the moolah and to roll hard in the benz or ferrari.
what about it cort? paris hilton? yes/no?