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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
These Two Need To Sit Down Somewhere.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
I mean, seriously, either love it or leave it alone. Damn.

They just got remarried less than three months ago, and now, per gossip site PerezHilton.com, they're once again getting a divorce.

This up and down business does not bode well. It has "tragic ending waiting to happen" written all over it.

PerezHilton.com: Feminem Files For Divorce!
posted by Lo @ 2:29 PM  
7 Comments:
  • At April 6, 2006 2:35 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    i betcha as the story comes out....he "caught" her snortin' or shootin' on TAPE. then will use it against her in court, which she ain't gonna want the judge to see.

    sooooo....she settles outta court with what "em" wants her to have and he get the daughter, "hailie". which is all he wanted anyway. married "do-do" to get custody of his baby. then ass-out baby mama.

    more than likely, em gotta chick on the side. probably a sistuh.

    ain't nuthin' like chocolate puddin' y'all?... ;-P~~~

     
  • At April 6, 2006 2:57 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    You think Em's got a sistah? I can't see it, even with all his flava.

     
  • At April 6, 2006 3:30 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    yeah, probably do. 'member the so-called "controversy" about him makin' a "racist" rap about being jilted by a sister while in high school?

     
  • At April 6, 2006 3:41 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    Yeah, but I figured that was just something he was "getting out of his system." You know how that goes sometimes. Maybe it helped him get his street cred.

     
  • At April 6, 2006 4:08 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    well, depends how she kick'd his ass to the curb.....LOL!

    back then, marshall you ain't shit!

    today, oh em, you always gon' be my baby!

    (ublkn) <--- no lie!

     
  • At April 6, 2006 6:20 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    LOL!! The word verification folks could show Homeland Security a thing or ten.

    (sboyo)

     
  • At April 6, 2006 8:13 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    LOL!!!!!

     
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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