| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinner. |
| Thursday, April 20, 2006 |
Janet shole is dropping that weight.
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Go girl. I'm right behind you. I've been trying to get my summer body ready, too.
[Did anybody get my Stephen King reference with the title of this post? I guess sometimes my humor is just that: my humor.]
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i got and thought of the creepy gypsy's finger stroking his cheek and cursing him...bleeech! and I read that about 20 years ago....
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I remember the 80's when I used to fantasize about Janet when watching Pleasure Principal and the like...hey, I was in love with her back then.
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janet looked good, even when she was swol'. all big black woman fear not, lance's got ya back!!!!
just like oprah, back in the day. back then, she was just chubby, now it's the "old age spread". but she still looks good in dem jeans! good googly-moogly!!!
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LOL me and Janet are making a come back - i did the same thing from size 16 to 8...
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i got and thought of the creepy gypsy's finger stroking his cheek and cursing him...bleeech! and I read that about 20 years ago....