| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| This B*tch... |
| Friday, April 28, 2006 |
...needs to be held down and each of the maids /assistants she attacked should be allowed to stomp the sh*t out of her.
And as we know from this picture...
...she's apparently full of sh*t.
Can you believe that she actually HIT SOMEONE ELSE this year, just prior to that last incident that was reported in the press?
Per the newest story:[...] her former maid GABY GIBSON claimed the troubled supermodel hit her on the head.
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According to British newspaper The Sun, Gibson told cops, "She assaulted me too - and for the same reason as the other girl - over a pair of jeans. She hit me with her hand on the back of the head when I couldn't find her Stella MCCartney jeans. "She was cursing me. Naomi was so upset. She was threatening that she was going to get me arrested and put me in jail for stealing her clothes." I mean, seriously...enough with the celebrities with the bad behavior already.
It's time these lunatics stopped being rewarded for stuff they'd receive a beatdown or jail for if they were Average Joes just walking the street.
ContactMusic.com: Naomi Campbell - Second Maid Claims Campbell Hit Me Too |
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are you sure she's doing number 2? it could be a quick number 1. by the look on her face, it's look like a numero uno or "patiently waiting" for the "dos" to drop.
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are you sure she's doing number 2? it could be a quick number 1. by the look on her face, it's look like a numero uno or "patiently waiting" for the "dos" to drop.