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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita".
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

posted by Lo @ 10:11 AM  
5 Comments:
  • At April 18, 2006 2:03 AM, Blogger Matt said…

    After I read this, I flat out REFUSED to take another exotic dancing job!

    I still remember the girls in the crowd used to wave big bills and shout, "PUT IT ON!"

     
  • At April 18, 2006 6:48 AM, Anonymous Juan in DC said…

    What's really sad about this whole situation is that area has been a powder keg for a "race riot" for years. I remember once I was taking my son to Duke's basketball camp and asked a gas station attendant for directions and he deliberately gave me directions to a dead end. It was cool but I realized then that I needed to stay the fuck out of NC if ignorant red necks like him were in the majority.

    Additionally, when all is said and done, it will be the dancer who is put on trial and not those assholes. In my graduating class there were only three African Americans out of eight of us who started out as freshman. Ain't nothing you can tell about white folk -- they some sick mofo's

     
  • At April 18, 2006 4:49 PM, Blogger Matt said…

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  • At April 18, 2006 4:52 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    You don't have to wait for everything to be said and done, the right wing radio hosts are already utilizing the "she's a whore" defense. I really cannot understand how people sit and listen to hate speech day in, day out. I've just read in the news today that Limbaugh, Michele Malkin, et al. are already ganging up against the Satanic dancer. Let's you know who their audience is, I suppose.

     
  • At April 18, 2006 5:16 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    hmmmm, does anyone remember tawanna brawley? looks like this case is gonna head in that direction (after the money changes hands under the table, of course)

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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