| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Who Comes Up With This Stuff? |
| Wednesday, April 26, 2006 |
Okay?
First of all, if you've got acne on your ass, the last thing you should be focusing on is soap. You shouldn't even be reading this blog. You need to be in a dermatologist's office bent over, right now.
Second, as if your bumpy ass isn't frightening enough, there's some stuff that can freshen your pooper pucker so that it smells clean and minty, if that's important to you. It's called...
 You can't make this stuff up, people.
I learned about these lovely products from a piece in today's Page Six about Howard Stern giving away gift bags at his film festival. He's including these two items as a part of the swag.
Hmmm. I don't know if this makes me self-conscious or not. I don't have crackne, but is my butt minty enough?
*Sigh*
Yet another thing for me to have to worry about. As if I need more.
Page Six: X-Rated Swag |
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tossed salad, anyone?... ;-P
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I think I'm here to stay, I might even invite some people to this blog, it is off the chain. Booty Pimple Products, who would have ever thought....
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Yaaaay, Rich!!! We love having you here. It's crazy up in The Lo Zone. You think I'm nutty, wait until you get to know the people who regularly comment.
FYI, y'all...Rich is an old friend that I've just become reconnected with after nearly fourteen years. It's good to cyber-see him again. I love the fact that the internet makes it possible for old friends to reconnect.
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ewwwwwwwwwhhhhhhh!
Oh no! does a bumpy ass taste like chicken (Lo's former post) roflmao
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tossed salad, anyone?... ;-P