| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Why They're Called 'Fake Breasts.' |
| Friday, April 28, 2006 |
 Ummm...yeah.
Gossipish: Random Pics: Hot Or Not |
posted by Lo @ 10:11 AM   |
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yeah, they look fake. it's something about the "separation" between the tits that sez "FAKE!!!!". i was at a (no, lboogie you weren't there that night!..lol) "titty joint" one time and this "sister" had a pair of fake ones. she was skinny, but had a nice set of knockers. i got the lap dance and she let me touch them and they were about as hard as grapefrOOt. later, i begin comparing her tits to the other girls. theirs were "naturally" moving, you kno' fellas with that "jiggle". my lap dance friend's were "motionless", like they were in an invisible bra.
just kiddin' lboogie...much love babycakes. and jamie fux still ain't shizzert...lol
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Hey Lance,
I have pam grier genes on the breast tip (lil larger tho). Anybody know where i can get a mold kit - the clock is ticking - lol
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good-googly-moogly gurl!!!!
i gotta mold kit right here in the palm of my hands...;-P~~~
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and a nipple moisturizer between by lips... ;-P~~~
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yeah, they look fake. it's something about the "separation" between the tits that sez "FAKE!!!!". i was at a (no, lboogie you weren't there that night!..lol) "titty joint" one time and this "sister" had a pair of fake ones. she was skinny, but had a nice set of knockers. i got the lap dance and she let me touch them and they were about as hard as grapefrOOt. later, i begin comparing her tits to the other girls. theirs were "naturally" moving, you kno' fellas with that "jiggle". my lap dance friend's were "motionless", like they were in an invisible bra.
just kiddin' lboogie...much love babycakes. and jamie fux still ain't shizzert...lol