| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| By The Way... |
| Thursday, May 25, 2006 |
 ...and she brought up a really good point. She said I didn't mention what was wrong with Toni Braxton last night.
 Homegirl did sound crazy stupid, like she was trying too hard with very poor results. I couldn't make out a single word for all the moaning and "woo!!"-ing she kept doing. I think she was trying to out-"woo!!" Taylor. If this is a preview of that new Vegas show she's got planned for next year, it does not bode well.
Even more alarming, though, was how wet-dog tor' up Gayken Clay Aiken looked.
 And given all the controversy around him being caught up in a shitstorm of creepy internet sex, why on earth would they have him sing, Don't Let Your Son The Sun Go Down On Me as that adoring Idol reject went bonkers alongside him in a starstruck, Gayken haze???
 Priceless.
American Idol |
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i didn't see any of it, but from what i've heard on NYC radio this morning, she turned it out. it was like she won the event.
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Who, Toni Braxton? She didn't turn shit out. She almost made me turn my shit off.
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WHOA!!!!
it was like that?
if you listened to "white" radio, you'd thought she floored everyone with her performance....gonna listen to fred "bugsy" buggs on kissfm 98.7 & champagne on wbls-fm, 107.5 on the late night at work and see what their reaction were...i'm sure they'll be playing some toni braxton and the comments will fly.
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LO - u my gurl fo real. Toni ass need to pull her dress down a bit, she got kids etc...
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LOL. Thanks, LBoogie! Right backatcha!
And Toni shole does love to show her ass. You know it's gonna be hanging all out when she does her Vegas show next year. The audience is probably gonna see more cameltoe than they can shake a dick, er, stick at.
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The audience is probably gonna see more cameltoe than they can SHAKE a dick, er, stick at. - LO
we gotta SHAKE what our papa's gave us too!....lol
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i didn't see any of it, but from what i've heard on NYC radio this morning, she turned it out. it was like she won the event.