| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| For The Love Of Shibas!!! |
| Thursday, May 25, 2006 |
Lo Zone reader Denea noticed the new slide show with my babies (my dawgies) in the sidebar of this blog and wrote in to ask if they were Shiba Inus. As any Shiba owner knows, we tend to lose our minds with glee when someone recognizes our breed of dog. Denea is also the proud owner of a Shiba Inu---a beauty of a girl who, like my only boy dog, Milo, is almost eight-years old. Denea's charmer is named Indigo, and boy, does she have a great sense of style!!
 Denea says people thought she put that tutu on Indigo, but Indigo actually grabbed the tutu herself!! This breed is very specific about what it wants, loves, and needs. They are some of the sweetest, smartest, most adoring dogs you'll ever meet. Sure, you can't walk them off the leash (they have a natural hunting streak and more than likely will take off after the first small thing that they see moving), but they are pure joys to have around. And my big baby, Toshi, a Japanese Akita Inu (in the same family as Shiba Inus), gets along with them perfectly. If you're considering a pet, I highly recommend them. They're family-friendly, protective, alert, not too big, and highly-intelligent. Wonderful bundles of furry love.
 Indigo
Thanks Denea and Indigo for being a part of The Zone!!!
[Indigo is now also a part of my dawgie slide show on the left!! Shiba love, y'all, Shiba love.]
American Kennel Club: Shiba Inu |
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I know this is totally off topic, but I ran across this and thought of your lil south park stripper Lo and realized she needs a name..
Mine was preety funny
Raquel Lusty Tower....lol
anyway,
what's your stripper name?
For those of you who have been dying to know what your stripper name would be, you finally have an answer!!
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, leave me a comment so I know what to call you from now on.
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blazex = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glit z
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determ ine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice
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Hahahahahahahaha!!! This is GREAT, Greeneyedrican!!! Thank you!!!
I'd be Dallas Lusty Tush.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I love it!!!
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whew! i'm glad i'm packin'!!! or i would be heidi glitter hiney
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denea's, "indigo" is a very beautiful shibu inu aka "dog", but the expression in the second picture with the teddy bear reads, "bitch, please"....hahahahahahaha!!!!
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I know this is totally off topic, but I ran across this and thought of your lil south park stripper Lo and realized she needs a name..
Mine was preety funny
Raquel Lusty Tower....lol
anyway,
what's your stripper name?
For those of you who have been dying to know what your stripper name would be, you finally have an answer!!
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, leave me a comment so I know what to call you from now on.
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blazex = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glit z
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determ ine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice