| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Mel Jackson, South Park Style!!! |
| Friday, May 26, 2006 |
 If you know anything about the very deeply philosophical Mel and his IAMENUS principles, you know that this cartoon version of him is totally on point.
Mel Jackson Online |
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   |
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| 8 Comments: |
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i don't know 'bout y'all, but i'm playing 111, dollar straight midday and evening...for you lottery playin' folks.
all hail to kang mel!!!!
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this does not do his fine azz justice!
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I thought lboogie was a dude, this isn't the salad tossing blog is it? The IAMENUS philosophy doesn't include that, does it??
I may have to disassociate myself with this blog (mad props to anyone who knows what movie I pilfered that from).
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Rich, from what we've come to know of her on the blog, LBoogie is very much a woman---both she and Cortgeezy have remarked on how "endowed" she is up top, Pam Grier-style.
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My bad, Lboogie, it just sounds so much Like the character Lance in the "Best Man" (same place I stole the line from) that I thought it was a guy name. I guess that's what happens when you are late to the game.
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don't feel bad rich....after "the best man" some were calling me, "lboogie" because my name is lance and i was like, "wait a minute. ain't "lboogie" lauryn hill of the fugees?" that's where i heard of "lboogie" first.
but since i don't know lauryn personally, our lo zoner "lboogie" gets the props!
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Yau'll are hilarious!!!! For the record I was a born female and I remain to be a female with faux nuts when it comes to attitude!
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lboogie..."faux nuts????"...now that's mad funny!!!!!...hahahahaha!!!!!!
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i don't know 'bout y'all, but i'm playing 111, dollar straight midday and evening...for you lottery playin' folks.
all hail to kang mel!!!!