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Lo Fun Fact #1

"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita".

Lo Fun Fact #2

I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.

Lo Fun Fact #3

Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all?

Lo Fun Fact #4

I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.)

Lo Fun Fact #5

I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!

Lo Fun Fact #6

I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.

Lo Fun Fact #7

I have ~~four~~ ~~five~~ six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have ~~four~~ ~~five~~ six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.

Whyyyyyyy??????

Monday, May 01, 2006

We need another one of these like we need ass acne.

This smacks of a desperate attempt to get one's supposed gay tendencies dismissed street cred back. That's right, he may be doing a Beverly Hills Cop IV.

Per website Wizbang Pop!:

A new movie - the first in 12 years - is currently on the storyboard, and Murphy is confident. He says, "I have seen the new script and it is looking good."

Whatever. Doesn't Eddie know his action days are over? He's strictly ~~dickly~~ for the kids now (yeah, yeah, I know he's in the upcoming movie Dreamgirls, but once Shrek the Third comes out, he'll be cemented in our minds as Donkey forever, that's just all there is to it).

What a legacy!! To go down in history as one of the funniest animated asses that ever lived. He's even got his own fansite.

Go, ~~Donkey~~ Eddie, go!!!

Now if they made a Beverly Hills Donkey Cop...that would be a hit!! I'd go see it.

Wizbang Pop! - Eddie Murphy Returning To Beverly Hills Cop

posted by Lo @ 10:18 AM

2 Comments:

At May 3, 2006 2:58 PM, Lance said…

would it be FUNNY, if he makes this BHC4 comeback going undercover as a male cop in drag?....lol

mammyfest continues....
At May 4, 2006 3:41 PM, Lance said…

oh, my bad...it's been done before with his buddy, martin lawrence in "big momma's house 1 & 2"

but you never know...

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