| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Desperate Publishers. |
| Friday, June 23, 2006 |
Who's reading this shit? Seriously. Other desperate housewives?
 Eva LongWHORIA is following in her Desperate Housewives co-star's footsteps by writing a book. Teri Snatcher's shitty book came out last month and now Eva has landed her own deal. The subject is still unknown.
She said: "They offered a huge deal and I like the idea of seeing my book on a shelf. The plot's top secret so far but let's just say I have a wild imagination." Something about this chick just irks me. Plus, I'm friends with someone she callously slept her way up the ladder through.
Maybe that's why she irks me.
Maybe it's just because she's a skank.
Dlisted: Evan LongWHORIA to Write a Book! |
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maybe it's because she's done, as far as i know, one thing "desperate housewives" and everybody lovin' it tuh def. and she's been offered shit left and right. but, of course, somewhere down the road this shit will hit a wall and then we'll see what's up then. just cause you have a hit t.v. show, doesn't mean you have the qualifications to write a book on what? how to bullshit the world? remember rosanne barr, same deal, a comic with a huge hit show then "whammo!" the brick wall and the shit when south ever since. but she got paaaaid!!!!
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I hate when those who deserve things the least get most of everything. Do you know how many great writers have to literally fight for a chance to get a deal. Most have to wait and wait for years or self-publish in order to get a deal like Eva's, but hey, millions of people will buy it-- and for all the wrong reasons...
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maybe it's because she's done, as far as i know, one thing "desperate housewives" and everybody lovin' it tuh def. and she's been offered shit left and right. but, of course, somewhere down the road this shit will hit a wall and then we'll see what's up then. just cause you have a hit t.v. show, doesn't mean you have the qualifications to write a book on what? how to bullshit the world? remember rosanne barr, same deal, a comic with a huge hit show then "whammo!" the brick wall and the shit when south ever since. but she got paaaaid!!!!