| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| First Things First, I Poppa... |
| Friday, June 23, 2006 |
 Buy this toy* for your kids if you wanna. Just don't be surprised if they develop...street tendencies.
(*Who comes up with this shit?)
WizardUniverse.com: Notorious B.I.G. Action Figure |
posted by Lo @ 11:54 AM   |
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it will be cool as a collector's item, maybe another with 2pac, jam master jay, easy-e and even living legends like ll cool j and p. diddy.
but if kids get them and fantasize with the biggie doll, slapping barbie around saying "bitch, where's my money?!!!". we got problems!
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LOL, Lance we already got problems, man.
I wonder if his mom co-signed onto this madness or has been long enough that his likeness is public domain.
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yeah, ms. wallace probably did sign on to this. mo' money, less problems for her. anything to do with biggie has to go thru her and probably puffy combs.
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it will be cool as a collector's item, maybe another with 2pac, jam master jay, easy-e and even living legends like ll cool j and p. diddy.
but if kids get them and fantasize with the biggie doll, slapping barbie around saying "bitch, where's my money?!!!". we got problems!