| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Look Who's Talking!!! |
| Thursday, June 01, 2006 |
The Lo Zone has just added it's newest feature:
PODCASTS!!!
Now you get to hear actual audio from not just me, but my trusty, oh-so-clever, tech savvy dog...
Lola!!!
(She actually prefers to go by the name Lo's Bytch Lo.)
She'll be moderating a subdivision of The Lo Zone where you can hear the podcasts, which will include all types of fun stuff---one-on-one interviews with popular writers, actors, musicians, and folks from the world of pop culture in general. Heck, who knows what you'll hear. We just want to make it fun. Sometimes I'll be doing the interviews and sometimes Lo's Bytch Lo will (I told you she's clever).
We want to make The Zone a cool and current spot for you to keep hanging out.
Good times, people, good times!!
CLICK HERE FOR THE VERY FIRST PODCAST!!!
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First Michael Jackson, now this. Lo, step to the light, my friend, step to the light.
Cute is all I can say.
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LOL!!!
Mock us now, Juan, but you won't be when the podcast goes up of Lo's Bytch Lo interviewing YOU!!!
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Awww dang... Your Auntie F can't hear anything Lola ......it keeps saying I don't have permission (who knows what that's about) but Auntie F is going to figure it out....
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Looks like I'm going to have to get my ex-wife to translate...
I'm not bitter, though.
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Hahahahhahahhahaha!!! Matt!!!! Hahahahahahahahhaha!!
Ettevy, I don't know why you can't hear it. Try it again. You don't need any permission to access it. Hit me on the e-mail side if you're still having problems with it.
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Lo, you're probably right.
By the way, I had all of your favoriites at Ceiba including the Crab Two Way (soft shell and a crab cake).
Looking forward to the next podcast.
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I'm Lo's baby daddy, well sort of. I gave her that bytch Lo. So now that they are all famous and stuff, I want to know when I'm going to get my cut. All I know is when I see that dog that "Bytch betta have my money"!
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Speaking of my ex-wife, I suggested to her recently that she let the LAPD do an oral DNA swab on her mouth. They could probably solve half the cold cases in LA County.
But, seriously, I'm not bitter.
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First Michael Jackson, now this. Lo, step to the light, my friend, step to the light.
Cute is all I can say.