| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| What The Fizzle? |
| Tuesday, June 20, 2006 |
Now I's done heard it all.
50 Cent Negotiating With Apple For Branded Line Of Home Computers
This is too much for me to wrap my techie head around. What will a Fiddy-puter look like? Will it shoot me nine times when it crashes? Will it call me a bitch instead of making an error sound?
The possibilities are both endless and scary.
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why do corporate white america whole heartedly "embraces" the negative of black america? is this THE NEW SLAVERY?
"Cash flows everything around me. Kareem get the money. Dollar, dollar bill y'all" - Wu Tang Clan
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Don't get mad at me, Lance, but you just botched one of my favorite songs, and I'm a hardcore hip-hop head. Plus, I don't know if you did it on purpose or by accident. LOL. Anyway, it was "Cash Rules Everything Around Me...C.R.E.A.M., get the money. Dollar, dollar bill y'all."
(Alright, you can cyber-slap me now. Never date a book bitch. We be correcting shit left and right.)
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They could call it the 50 CENT "WHO'S THE MAC" EDITION. But only the HARDWARE would be able to carry his name. Because that's all he carries. It would come fully loaded.
ANYTHING TO CLOSE THE DIGITAL DIVIDE. DIDN'T JESUS USE THE 50'S AND 2PAC'S OF HIS DAY TO HELP SPREAD THE MESSAGE? OR BETTER YET WRITE THE GOSPEL? Hmmm...
cumbo lives...
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... and they would be CLIP DRIVES instead of DISK DRIVES.
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ROFL!!! Attack of the Killer Cumbo!!!
I love it!!!
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well, book bee-yatch...kinda hard to cyber-slap ya back after being smack'd upside the head with that one. something told me to check the lyrics to see if i spelt "kareem" rite....lol
nuffin' but luv fo lo, fo sho....
that's kinda keep deep anonymous....can't touch that one!
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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why do corporate white america whole heartedly "embraces" the negative of black america? is this THE NEW SLAVERY?
"Cash flows everything around me. Kareem get the money. Dollar, dollar bill y'all" - Wu Tang Clan