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"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
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Deja What The F*ck.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
There's this new book out by a writer named Byron Harmon. According to his bio:
Byron Harmon is the author of two earlier novels, All The Women I’ve Loved (Pocket, 2002) and Mistakes Men Make (Pocket, 2005). He is the executive producer for the WCBS TV Early Morning News in New York City.
Harmon's book is called Crabs in a Barrel...


...and boy, does it look oddly familiar.


I'm just sayin'.

posted by Lo @ 6:12 PM  
19 Comments:
  • At July 25, 2006 6:29 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    I'm sorry, I'm no marketing pro but I would be somewhat pissed if I were you, Lo. I'd be on the phone to someone. What the hell is the title of that book about anyway? Did the main character catch crabs whilst going over Niagra Falls in a barrell with his girl? Seriously though, I would raise holy hell if I were you. That's outrageous!

     
  • At July 25, 2006 7:54 PM, Blogger ::d:e:l:i:g:h:t:f:u:l:: said…

    Wow, why did they steal your exact same picture? Do you guys have the same publisher or something? Is it too late to change the cover?

     
  • At July 25, 2006 8:00 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    It's the exact same picture, delightful. We don't have the same publisher. My book was published by Simon & Schuster. His book was done by some company called Agate.

     
  • At July 25, 2006 8:13 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    They'd better put up A GATE before you get over there!

     
  • At July 25, 2006 9:29 PM, Blogger Juan G said…

    Lo, my sistuh, my sistuh, my sistuh. It finally caught up to you. Well, I think there is a "library" of African American photos and they pick up the phone and say, "send me a couple who appears to be on the beach." And presto, chango, the photo appears. Someone in-house lightens, darkens, or basically photo shops the fuck out of it and there you have it.

    The original jacket photo for Benile Little's Acting Out was the same as Venise Berry's All of Me. In the end they did some changes but it was still the same dang photo.

    Matt, the term "crabs in a pot" refers to a group of people (or crabs) that pull one down when they see them getting ahead/away/out of the pot, i.e., when crabs are in a pot of boiling water and one is making it to the top of the heap, one of the ones lower down will reach up and grab the mickey flickey back down. That's where the title comes from.

    One thing for sure though is there ain't no such thing as copying the cover art for sex. lies, murder. fame. That cover is like that.

     
  • At July 25, 2006 9:39 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    Yeah, Juan, I know about that vat of pictures they pull for book covers. They do it for more than just African American books. In fact, the galley of "Tastes Like Chicken" has an entirely different cover than the actual finished product. Turned out the cover they originally wanted to use was already in use on author Tracy Price-Thompson's book, "Chocolate Sangria." I forget who shot me an e-mail alerting me to it. It might have been Zane. My memory's kinda foggy. Once I saw that the covers were the same, I flipped my wig, alerted my agent, and the situation got handled. That's when I learned about that big collection of photos in the sky that publishers access for book covers. But you're right...no one can steal the cover for "Sex.Lies." Amistad/HarperCollins had it designed exclusively for me, and what an extraordinary piece of art it is!

     
  • At July 25, 2006 9:44 PM, Blogger ::d:e:l:i:g:h:t:f:u:l:: said…

    A vat of pictures? That is retarted. Whenever I finish my book, I'ma try my hardest to get some original coverart.

     
  • At July 26, 2006 9:45 AM, Anonymous Rich in the STL said…

    That is real messed up. I've been thinking about the cover for my up and coming piece of work as well. I'm thinking of the same approach as delightful.
    I've heard of stealing story ideas but not covers. Isn't that going to work against him. Most readers will see it and be like, "I have that already" -- besides, his version looks like a bootleg copy because of the dark artwork.

     
  • At July 26, 2006 10:47 AM, Anonymous Dawnya said…

    We need an inside track on those pics so that we can destroy them. I hate it when books have the same cover. I think it is disrespectful to the author. I hate it even more when they have the same name. For example there are three books out there titled Bliss. And those are only the ones that I know of.

    Sorry about them taking your cover Lo.

     
  • At July 26, 2006 11:53 AM, Blogger Lo said…

    Thanks, Dawnya. This whole situation is just so damn tacky.

     
  • At July 26, 2006 11:59 AM, Anonymous R. Sander Fitzgerald said…

    This is what happens when the Peter Principle is in effect in publishing houses. The real creativity and vision gets stymied, and stuff like this slips through the cracks.

     
  • At July 26, 2006 12:49 PM, Blogger Greeneyedrican said…

    Wow!!!! That's Jacked up that is the exact same cover, just different (photo shopped) backgrounds...Mayne..I'd be pissed off about that.
    I know when my poetry book was in the cover art stages, the cover they picked for me was straight retarded so, I instead did the cover myself...
    And as an avid reader I am a believer in good cover art, I think it's what attracts the reader.
    So sorry they done did you like that Lo.

    Btw...when is your next book dropping? lol

     
  • At July 26, 2006 1:26 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    mmmmmm....crabs in a pot....grgrgrsgsrgsgrs.....(Homer Simpson gurgling sound)....

     
  • At July 26, 2006 3:24 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    hey babycakes...

    sorry to hear your "originality" was stolen by this publishing house. best thing to do is to have S&S lawyers look at it and see if there were any embargos, copyright infringements, etc were broken with this cover.

    if so, when you have lemons, make lemonade. (collect on the infringment penalities and fees) when i worked at corbis outline, photographs, publishing houses, magazines, etc would have publishing embargos structured around a photographer's work, so they can't be re-published with a competitor's mag, pub. house within a certain time frame or at anytime at all.

    maybe the same applied for TLC...

     
  • At July 26, 2006 5:41 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    mmmmm TLC...."whadda' bout' your friends..." Ahhh, Chili. Of course, back in the day my favorite was TBoz...that throaty, sexy voice was all it took.

    Are we talking about the same thing?

     
  • At July 26, 2006 5:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    TLC = Tastes Like Chicken, but since we are on the topic of TLC maybe T-Boz does to, what a thought. That's a whole lot better than SLF - Smells like Fish - LOL

     
  • At July 26, 2006 7:03 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    Or a pot of crabs!

     
  • At July 26, 2006 9:23 PM, Blogger Juan G said…

    Interesting. I just came back from Borders (I had a gift certificate) to purchase VCM's Sin and a Shame (they didnt' have it) but I happened upon this book.

    Well, it seems like Agate probably spent their entire budget on the cover. It's this high-quality glossy trade paper with the double fold covers that could act as a bookmark if one is so inclined. But the damn thing ain't but 166 pages and was something like 49 chapters.

    Now, ain't that some shyt!

     
  • At August 1, 2006 11:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Mannn I thought this was going to be something about Beyonce and Jay-Z....LOL...Ive been gone on vacation I missed out on the LOZONE something serious...

    Okay about the picture...has that ever happend before in the literary world???

    sheletha

     
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