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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
The Fried Chicken Struggle Continues...
Thursday, August 31, 2006
OMG. Have y'all seen the pixie sketches from the Lost Episodes (read, the uncompleted third season) of Chappelle's Show?

Them shits are a RIOT. There's a black pixie, a Hispanic pixie, an Asian pixie, and a white pixie (equal opportunity pixies, y'all). My favorite is the black pixie during the fried chicken incident. The sketch is called In-Flight Meal. This is the one that made Chappelle feel that perhaps he'd gone too far and was helping to reinforce negative black stereotypes. I'm assuming that means this was also the one he was referring to where he said a white guy on set was laughing a little. too. hard at what he was witnessing.

Here are all the racial pixie sketches, back-to-back, starting with that infamous black pixie sketch. I'm sorry, but I think this thing is funny as hale. Maybe that white guy was just lauging because this was making him break the hell up. I howl every time I watch it. Decide for yourself. (Careful. Some language is definitely NSFW - Not Suitable For Work.)


[click "play" (the arrow button) to watch]

And here's the audience discussion that took place after the airing of that fried chicken pixie episode. Charlie Murphy and Donnell Rawlings now host the show and introduce the sketches since Dave is no longer on the show. This was some pretty good audience feedback.


[click "play" (the arrow button) to watch]


posted by Lo @ 12:25 PM  
4 Comments:
  • At August 31, 2006 9:37 AM, Anonymous Juan G said…

    Okay, so here's the thing. Ever since Dave came for Sherman (Eddie Murphy) in that scene in The Nutty Professor I ain't been down with his narrow ass. Yes, I know it was only a movie but us big boys have to stick up for one another.

    That said, I've probably only seen one or two episodes of his first season but this skit(s) was funny. He performed recently in DC to a sold out audience (tickets sodl out in like 30 minutes or something) and it was his birthday weekend. He even brought his two sons on stage afterwards which made me look at him in a different light.

    I have to give credit where credit is do. The N is crazy but his intelligent as hell.

     
  • At August 31, 2006 10:19 AM, Anonymous Sheletha said…

    "Who suckin whose titties?"

    Awww man, that line was priceless...

    Sorry Juan. He had jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes.

     
  • At August 31, 2006 11:53 AM, Anonymous Rich in the STL said…

    uuuhhhh weee, did I just hear the magic words. Chicken!

    I'm sorry were all out of fish - Back in the game baby!

    Fried Chicken, I need some music for this...

    Look at all that meat, it's superfluous


    This is some funny spit. He should have done the whole season.

    Breaking out with "The Reflex" was hilarious.

    Juan, don't sleep on this cat, he is one of the funniest dudes in the comedy game. Do yourself a favor and run down to Blockbuster and check out some of his stand-up. The dude is off the chain.

    Now I have to look at the second clip.

     
  • At August 31, 2006 12:06 PM, Anonymous Rich in the STL said…

    I really enjoyed the audience participation on this too. That was a great extra to have. Anybody remember that "Black, White Racist"? That has to be one of the funniest, most controversial sketch I've seen him do.

    Dude needs to do his show again. Hey Dave, if you are out there, go get your money and do the freakin' show, you are brilliant!

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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