| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Little Brother Day, Part One: "The 'Dre Buffet." |
| Tuesday, August 15, 2006 |
Meet Diondre Jones.
 My "little brother." My friend. My business consort. Up-and-coming actor/mega-talent. He dares to let me bask in his sunshine.
We were at the same party this past Saturday night and I watched in awe as women dined, or tried to, off of...
The 'Dre Buffet.
I guess some cats just got it like that. Eat up, ladies. He'll be coming soon to a plate near you.
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posted by Lo @ 10:43 AM   |
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lo, i felt like i've seen diondre before, but don't know where. has he been in any movies, t.v., etc?
good luck brother, much success to you!
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Hells yeah. He's sexy. Why do all the fine ones head to New York and LA? What about us girls in the Midwest?
Marinda K.
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Im with Marinda on this one...
What is a kitten from the mitten (living in NC) supposed to do??
Hey Lo...Ill take this one too!
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I love his face. It's so intense. I also like the way his hands are gripping that ball. I wonder if they could grip my hips that way. Just thinking out loud.
Rhonda
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I live in L.A. How can I get to him?
--M.Z.T.
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Boy, look at all the ladies coming out of hiding today. Throw out a little meat and hear they come running to post.
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Hey rich in the stl,
Yesterday Lo served us chicken. Today's meal is just as delicious. The Lo Zone is becoming my favorite restaurant on the internet. I'll come out of the woodworks to eat summa this any time. I'm licking my fingers right now, heading back for my second trip to the Dre buffet.
Angela from Boston
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Wow! Rich, you're right. This post is making the ladies speak up for real. Welcome to the comments sections, everybody. Glad you're stepping out of the shadows and speaking your peace.
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WOW!!!! i can't believe the women are coming outta the woodwork for this guy!!!!
damn, mel...i guess yo' hi-yella days are over.....hahahahaha!!!!
just fuggin' wif ya bruh!... ;-P
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Mel Jackson is always going to be tasty, but brown meat like this is good for the soul. Where's my hot sauce, and some cornbread. He looks like he'll go real good with some hot fresh cornbread with honey butter on it.
Signed,
Ms. Jacie
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We're out here, Lo. Sometimes it takes a good man to make a bunch of shy women speak up.
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Is that what it is? Perhaps I should put up "good men" more often!!!
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I want some. I better get a piece before there ain't none left.
Oh, this is Tina Strain in Memphis. Coming out the woodwork. I love your blog Lolita. I read it faithfully. It keeps me and my friends cracking up.
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Thanks for the love, Tina! Welcome to the comments section of The Zone.
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juan, rich, matt....we been on this here blog thingy for months, ain't nobody show'd us NO LOVE, this NEGRO get his mug on the blog and NO COMMENTS and it's like niagara falls in this joint!.....lol
i guess it's DOES pay fo' men folks to shut up sometimes, huh?....lol
***if we EVER have that LO ZONERS PARTY *** (can you spell, o-f-f-t-h-e-c-h-a-i-n-?-!-!)
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Lo if you give me more meat like these...yeah you will get more comment posts...but Ive been here awhile so nothing really new...
Sheletha
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You ladies sure you're on the right blog. This is beginning to feel like the Zane crowd. No disrespect Lo, cause I hear you write a hot story yourself, when you want to.
For those who don't know, there are three anthologies she contributed to. One is "Black Silk" that was done by Warner Books back in 2002. There was "Twilight Moods," which came out in summer 2002, and "Brown Sugar, Part III," which came out in 2003. The story in Black Silk is "Roses, Red, Room 416." The one in Twilight Moods is "Bobby Q's Sauce," and the one in Brown Sugar is "Standing Room Only."
I haven't read them myself, but I hear the "Roses, Red, Room 416" is off the chizzain!
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Dang Lo, Rich is the bomb diggity literary agent.
Sheletha
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lo, i felt like i've seen diondre before, but don't know where. has he been in any movies, t.v., etc?
good luck brother, much success to you!