| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Now THIS Would Be Comedy. |
| Wednesday, August 30, 2006 |
Naturally, however...[...] the White House immediately dismissed [it] as a "diversion." So debate the man and put the "diversion" to rest, already. Let us all vote on the winner, like American Idol.
Nut vs. nut.
 I'd pay to see that.
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shiiiiiiit! i wouldn't pay JACK SHIT for that! but to see, the victims of hurricane katrina, string his ass up....that's worth, makin' a basket of goodies and heading to the "pic-nic" to see!
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He needs an ass-whoopin tour!!!!
Ill pay for 5 tickets to get 5 licks when the tour comes to NC.
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peaches, is you in NC now?....where you be woman?
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Greensboro...uuuggghh!
Don't get it twisted though...Born and Bred in Michigan
Kitten from the Mitten Baby!!!
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greensboro?....what duh?....and you ain't expurience any bojangles fried chicken yet?....lemme find dave!!! DAAAAVE! OH, DAAAAVVVE!!!!
see, i ain't scurred of eatin' fried chicken and/or watermelon in front of whitey, cause a mama joke just waitin' to bust out.
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shiiiiiiit! i wouldn't pay JACK SHIT for that! but to see, the victims of hurricane katrina, string his ass up....that's worth, makin' a basket of goodies and heading to the "pic-nic" to see!