| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| This Whole Situation Is Rife With Irony. |
| Wednesday, August 30, 2006 |
I mean, this guy purported to be following the old biblical doctrines that entitled him to multiple wives...
 ...yet, when he was finally nabbed...Warren Jeffs, 50, was found with mobile phones, laptop computers, wigs and more than £28,000 in cash, the FBI said. Dude was apparently pretty hi-tech for someone who claimed to like it old-school style.
Sexy, huh?
 I can see why he had so many wives.* (Yeah, right.)
By the way, check out this polygamist family.
 Doesn't that look like it would be fun?
*Warren Jeffs had at least forty wives (!!!) and nearly 60 kids.
Fugitive polygamist captured in Nevada |
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uhhhhgghhh, I wouldnt be able to function in that world. cause my first thought after everybody got dressed would be: Why she get to wear pink and everybody else gotta wear blue.
It aint right!
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Wow, Sheletha...I never even noticed that lone girl wearing pink. She's obviously someone special in the hierarchy. You're right. I'll bet her siblings kick her behind upside-downside on the sly on a daily basis.
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Actually, I think that's his virgin wife.
I could be wrong.
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but guess what...
somebody's already contacting jeffs for the movie rights to his life story. if HBO's "big love" can be a success...imagine the moobie!
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AAAAAnnnnd...there is one in yellow in the back. I supposed K-Mart only a selected few in stock, evidently not enough to accomodate all dem kids...
I would have said Target, but Target has some clothes in there that I would Rock The Hell out. Im so glad I cut up that card.
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uhhhhgghhh, I wouldnt be able to function in that world. cause my first thought after everybody got dressed would be: Why she get to wear pink and everybody else gotta wear blue.
It aint right!