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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Adventures In Coonery Grillville.
Friday, September 22, 2006
I forgot to mention this yesterday.

Having won Oscars earlier this year, the members of rap group Three 6 Mafia are heading next to Emmy domain _ television.

MTV announced Wednesday that the rap group will star in a new reality comedy series called "Adventures in Hollyhood."

The series, which will begin in 2007, will follow the group's main members, Juicy J and DJ Paul, and their entourage as they make their way from Memphis to Los Angeles.
I guess Bobby Brown and Flavor Flav made black folks acting the fool on tv The Next Big Thing.

Goony-goo-goo, y'all. Goony-goo-goo.

Washington Post.com: Rappers Three 6 Mafia Get Reality Show
posted by Lo @ 10:43 AM  
3 Comments:
  • At September 22, 2006 6:30 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    you know...

    films like robert townsend's "hollywood shuffle", spike lee's "bamboozled" and reggie rock bythewood's "dancing in september" illustrates how "truth is stranger than fiction" is with these cornball, coony-ass, t.v. shows and movies.

    don't get me wrong. like i've stated before. i was thrilled that 3-6 won the oscar, but it was terrance howard's "interpetation" of the song that won it over. take away the dynamics of the movie and the song would be a run-of-the-mill rap song. hell, the soundtrack itself was mainly classified as "weak" in the streets. nobody cared for the soundtrack and it got "dissed".

    now, here we go some WHITE t.v. executives or ignorant BLACK (and you know it is...) move to EXPLOIT, what they preceive and "hope" to happen as a "BLACK BEVERLY HILLBILLIES-type, coon version" of these po' boys from the south makin' it big time in hollywood.

    "why y'all white folks wanna paint yoes face black and act like us when we can do it ourselves?"...

     
  • At September 22, 2006 8:50 AM, Anonymous Sheletha said…

    In the words of Dave Chapelle:

    Boogidy-boogidy!


    The sad part is that we are going to watch.

     
  • At September 22, 2006 2:28 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    YA YA YA - YA GRILL!

     
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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