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"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
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Breaking: T.O. Tries To Commit Suicide.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Flamboyant Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens tried to kill himself by overdosing on pain medication, a police report said, even putting two more pills into his mouth after a friend intervened.
For more details on this developing story, CLICK HERE.


Terrell Owens Official Website
posted by Lo @ 12:16 PM  
9 Comments:
  • At September 27, 2006 12:43 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    wow...imagine that. just when you "think" you "know" somebody...

     
  • At September 27, 2006 12:59 PM, Blogger LBoogie said…

    sad - the end of the rainbow is never enough! but keep getting up - it will get betta!

     
  • At September 27, 2006 1:34 PM, Anonymous Rich in the STL said…

    Word is, money only magnifies who you really are. So if you didn't know him before, he's giving you a good look at who he really is.

    Since he's been hurt, he can't fully engage in his narcisstic behavior. I guess it's killing him to live this way (no pun intended).

    Such a shame, I was really pulling for him to have a turn around year.

     
  • At September 27, 2006 1:34 PM, Anonymous Sheletha said…

    I'ON KNOW ABOUT THIS MAN. Dude is slut for publicity. I don't know if this is real or not. I MAY feel bad if it ends up being true. But really Im skeptical. (lips are TOONT UP!)T.O can ball, is extra sexy, millllionnnnnss...what he got to be depressed about? Call me insensative...Ill be that, cause I really haven't been where he has been. But Im still skeptical.

     
  • At September 27, 2006 3:56 PM, Anonymous Sheletha said…

    told y'all now the punk is saying he wasn't trying to committ suicide..just addicted (to himself)to the pain killers.

     
  • At September 27, 2006 5:48 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    If being hurt were license to off one's self, I would been dead long ago and many times over. If I had the chance to advise T.O., I would say, "Cowboy The Fu*k Up!"

     
  • At September 27, 2006 8:00 PM, Anonymous Sheletha said…

    Just let it be known...that Sheletha called it!!!!

     
  • At September 27, 2006 10:02 PM, Anonymous Rich said…

    Alright Lee Lee, you called it.

     
  • At September 28, 2006 12:54 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    way to go sheletha, puttin' a foot in t.o.'s ass....i thought he really did have a problem..

    well, he sorta does..."ackin' a fool"

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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