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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Can You Hear Me Squealing Where You Are?????
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Because I'm squealing. Loud. I'm talking stuck-pig loud. And there's only one thing that can make me squeal like a stuck pig...

H&M IS HERE!!!

It took long enough for them to come to L.A. I always had to get my H&M on in New York and San Fran.

The first of three new stores that will open in the L.A. area this fall opened today. Y'all don't understand. I'm going out of my rabbit-ass mind over this. And the best part? I'll be within striking distance of all of them.

Soooooooooooo happy.


H&M website
posted by Lo @ 2:49 PM  
6 Comments:
  • At September 21, 2006 8:16 AM, Anonymous Rich and the STL said…

    Squealing and H&M. Boy am I glad that you didn't say S&M. I'd definitely know the end of the Lo Zone was near.

    Seriously, I'll have to check them out. I've been trying to find some places to spend a few dollars. I like shopping off the beaten path.

     
  • At September 21, 2006 9:19 AM, Anonymous SHELETHA said…

    YOU NEED TO FIND A PLACE TO SPEND A FEW DOLLARS????


    DIDNT I SAY THAT YOU WERE A BALLER????

     
  • At September 21, 2006 11:58 AM, Blogger Matt said…

    I wish I could get excited over store openings. What's an H&M? I don't think there's any worse torture I can think of than having to buy clothes.

     
  • At September 21, 2006 1:07 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    h&m has some good quality clothing and at very good price$. don't be surprised lo, if century 21 (that's a clothing store people) and daffy don't arrive on the west coast soon!

     
  • At September 21, 2006 1:46 PM, Anonymous Rich in the STL said…

    Wierd that you sent this. They actually just opened here in St. Louis too. I went to their site and noticed they had 3 locations here in St. Louis. I thought it was a fluke, so I called and low and behold they are here! I'm going to check them out this weekend!

     
  • At September 23, 2006 6:40 PM, Anonymous Tanisha aka Nettie said…

    Yes Lawd!!!!!, I am excited as well, I am going to be "Sharp as a Tack" this fall.

     
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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