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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Can't Wait To See This!!!
Monday, September 25, 2006
I love stories about good vs evil. Superheroes, villains, comics, fantasy lit, mythology, ancient folklore...all that stuff. I'm an egghead at heart and always will be.

Which is why I'm so excited about the debut of the new show, Heroes, tonight on NBC.

I'm so hoping this turns out to be a series that sticks. Lord knows we could use some heroes today...even if they're just on tv.

NBC.com: Heroes
posted by Lo @ 10:33 AM  
15 Comments:
  • At September 25, 2006 8:22 AM, Anonymous Rich in the STL said…

    How come ain't no brothers on that photo? -- I'm standing in for Lance this morning.

     
  • At September 25, 2006 9:02 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    you're my hero rich...consider you "the wordsnatcher", cause you just took them words right outta my mouth!

    wtf! ;-P

     
  • At September 25, 2006 9:23 AM, Anonymous SHELETHA said…

    Mornin' Fellas!!!!

     
  • At September 25, 2006 9:30 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    GRRRRRR!!!!!

     
  • At September 25, 2006 10:39 AM, Anonymous Peaches said…

    Rich looks just like his south park character don't he??

     
  • At September 25, 2006 11:09 AM, Anonymous Rich in the STL said…

    I knew someone was going to say that. I'm In the process of taking the "round" out of my physique. I used to be a lot smaller.

    I actually, put on a cap so that people would make the correlation.

     
  • At September 25, 2006 11:38 AM, Anonymous Sheletha said…

    its cute...baby boy is a cutie too!

     
  • At September 25, 2006 12:11 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    what da hell?!!!!

    what's goin' on between rich & sheletha?...

    next thing, ya kno'...somebody is flyin' somewhere.

    yeah, CB, i kno'.....lol ;-P
    (just kiddin', y'all)

     
  • At September 25, 2006 1:19 PM, Anonymous sheletha said…

    The ring made turn away and run as fast as my little legs can possible take me...which was about 12 feet...I need to work out.

     
  • At September 25, 2006 1:55 PM, Anonymous Rich in the STL said…

    I made sure that was in the picture too! I joke around, but I don't get down like that.

     
  • At September 25, 2006 2:18 PM, Anonymous Sheletha said…

    Lance tryna get people in trouble!!!!!!!!!

     
  • At September 25, 2006 2:21 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    all jokes aside...

    i was on my way to the post office, when i looked to my left and saw a MTA transit bus beside me with an ad poster of the new HEROES show stars mugs shown. nary a black face did i see. not even hi-yella i say! but they did have an oriental/asian guy (probably vietnamese) up there, i guess he's the "new nigga" (thanx richard pryor!)

    go figure...
    NBC would go back to work a formula that made "seinfeld" and "friends" work. no niggas. no problems.

    ain't it great to be white? MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!!

    ...meanwhile, WE got "the wire". sum shit i can see, by looking out my living room window, EVERYDAY!!!!

     
  • At September 25, 2006 7:50 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    Let me guess, the Asian kid's power is doing tax returns at super speeds. Is that racist?

     
  • At September 26, 2006 11:14 AM, Blogger Rich in the Stl said…

    It's racist, but it's funny too.

     
  • At September 26, 2006 5:22 PM, Anonymous Greeneyedrican said…

    Matt, Rich yall aint got no sense....lol
    But that was funny as hell..
    Miss Lolita..Mami please, please forgive me for missing your born Day!!! Happy, Happy Burfday to you!!!
    I hope this year blesses you with tons of happiness and of course new shoes...Much besos!!

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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