| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Don't Say I Never Gave Y'all Nothing. |
| Friday, September 22, 2006 |
In honor of everyone's favorite grilled meat...
Happy Friday!!!
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posted by Lo @ 11:13 AM   |
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| 14 Comments: |
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yo, lo...
what's with this dick on the grill pic?....geez....lol
sing this in the vein of that "chicken noodle soup" song.
dick-on-the-grill...
dick-on-the-grill...
dick-on-the-grill, with sum bak'd beens on the side.
imagine the conversation at the grill if that was a BLACK DICK roasted up...
mrs. lucky:
*is that the foot long?
black chef:
*and then some...
(*from the movie "bachelor party")
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Happy Friday to you, too. I'd never seen the Silk video but there's something about a gyrating, sweaty, wrapped in a towel, falsetto-singing, nigga that seems out of place in a "locker room" setting singing getting freaky . . .
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Welcome back to the table Juan. We missed you. But if you read any of the previous posts you'll see that it has been some clowning going on up in here.
For crying out loud Lo, can we get the dick off the grill. It pains me just to see it. Kinda like seeing a guy getting kicked in the balls.
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"and then some..."
Ohh my God, good laugh there!
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Rich:
I like the dick!
"thats what SHE said" LOL
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ROFL!!!...YEAH JUAN, WELCOME BACK TO DA SHIT!!!!
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Okay I just had to show everybody this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM
Why does her name have to be peachez????
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Now why you wanna go and do that, Sheletha? That video made me hungry as hell.
Fried chicken is MY.FAVORITE.FOOD. How many times do I have to say that for y'all to understand how deep this is for me? I got the fried chicken gene in the worst way. It's a daily struggle. Actually, it's an hourly one.
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that "fry that chicken" video was hilarious!!!!!....damn, i was gonna eat fish today (fish on friday) but i might have to resort to that bird again!
SPEAKING OF FRIED CHICKEN, PEACHES HAVE YOU BEEN TO BOJANGLES YET?!!!
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That was hillarious -- you hear me!
Nice beat too
Sheletha, you and Matt seem to have similar problems. Better look into a permanent fix for that.
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I just thought of something. Maybe you ladies like that photo so much because you are hot for what's on the grill.
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You guys is crazy. Every time I see that johnson on the grill I cringe.
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yes i finally went to bojangles...i wasnt that impressed, maybe i just had bad timing cause the only thing i thought was this doesn't in anyway beat THE CHICKEN COOP
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Okay, I been slow lately. Just watched the chicken video. That was hilarious. I wonder where them chil'ren come from -- you hear me?
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yo, lo...
what's with this dick on the grill pic?....geez....lol
sing this in the vein of that "chicken noodle soup" song.
dick-on-the-grill...
dick-on-the-grill...
dick-on-the-grill, with sum bak'd beens on the side.
imagine the conversation at the grill if that was a BLACK DICK roasted up...
mrs. lucky:
*is that the foot long?
black chef:
*and then some...
(*from the movie "bachelor party")