| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Back!!! |
| Monday, September 25, 2006 |
Funny that Rich in the STL should mention my "little brother" Diondre Jones, aka The 'Dre Buffet.
Diondre just shared with me some new headshots on Friday, and they are so gorgeous, I insisted he let me put some up today.
Brace yourself, ladies. (And, uh, fellas...if this is your thing.)
 Nice, huh?
 Ol' boy cleans up quite well.
 Who wouldn't wanna walk the earth with him?
Alright, have at him. You know how y'all do. I expect the comments will soon be on the way!!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: Little Brother Day, Part One: "The 'Dre Buffet." |
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This is better than birthday cake! Thanks for being so generous on YOUR birthday Lo. These pictures make me wanna lick the screen.
Evany S. in Gary, Indiana
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uh-oh, here we go...will this set the new record for comments on a lo zone blog post?... ;-)
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I just kissed the monitor!!!!!!
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Sheletha said...
I just kissed the monitor!!!!!!
.... with tongue, no doubt. ;-P
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He's so handsome it hurts.
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Ooohwee, he looks like Black Jesus in that hoodie! He is too fine!
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I obviously missed the Dre buffet the first time he made an appearance. Wow!!!
Swayzie Lane in Sacramento, California
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I went to college with a guy name Swayzie. I hope you are a girl, or that would explain my suspicians about him.
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very, very, very, very, very niiiiiiiiice.
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Hotdamn, this nukka look good!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lo, you need to get him to do a calendar. I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd buy it.
Tisha
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I think we should have The 'Dre Buffet at least once a week. On Hump Day maybe?
signed,
Brenda Gail Watkins
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GRRRRRR!!!!!
(jealous, hatin'-ass negro from nu yawk!)...lol
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Sexxxxxxxxxxxy!!!!!!!!!
- Gina Riggs
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Lance, forget writing, you need to be on TV, you are funny!
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That's one fine mofo, Lo. You need to set his ass out on the regular.
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thanks for the kind words anonymous...hey rich, we're back in the game, baby!!!!! ;-)
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This is better than birthday cake! Thanks for being so generous on YOUR birthday Lo. These pictures make me wanna lick the screen.
Evany S. in Gary, Indiana