| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Back!!! |
| Monday, September 25, 2006 |
Funny that Rich in the STL should mention my "little brother" Diondre Jones, aka The 'Dre Buffet.
Diondre just shared with me some new headshots on Friday, and they are so gorgeous, I insisted he let me put some up today.
Brace yourself, ladies. (And, uh, fellas...if this is your thing.)
 Nice, huh?
 Ol' boy cleans up quite well.
 Who wouldn't wanna walk the earth with him?
Alright, have at him. You know how y'all do. I expect the comments will soon be on the way!!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: Little Brother Day, Part One: "The 'Dre Buffet." |
posted by Lo @ 9:20 AM   |
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This is better than birthday cake! Thanks for being so generous on YOUR birthday Lo. These pictures make me wanna lick the screen.
Evany S. in Gary, Indiana
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uh-oh, here we go...will this set the new record for comments on a lo zone blog post?... ;-)
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I just kissed the monitor!!!!!!
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Sheletha said...
I just kissed the monitor!!!!!!
.... with tongue, no doubt. ;-P
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He's so handsome it hurts.
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Ooohwee, he looks like Black Jesus in that hoodie! He is too fine!
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I obviously missed the Dre buffet the first time he made an appearance. Wow!!!
Swayzie Lane in Sacramento, California
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I went to college with a guy name Swayzie. I hope you are a girl, or that would explain my suspicians about him.
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very, very, very, very, very niiiiiiiiice.
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Hotdamn, this nukka look good!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lo, you need to get him to do a calendar. I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd buy it.
Tisha
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I think we should have The 'Dre Buffet at least once a week. On Hump Day maybe?
signed,
Brenda Gail Watkins
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GRRRRRR!!!!!
(jealous, hatin'-ass negro from nu yawk!)...lol
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Sexxxxxxxxxxxy!!!!!!!!!
- Gina Riggs
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Lance, forget writing, you need to be on TV, you are funny!
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That's one fine mofo, Lo. You need to set his ass out on the regular.
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thanks for the kind words anonymous...hey rich, we're back in the game, baby!!!!! ;-)
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This is better than birthday cake! Thanks for being so generous on YOUR birthday Lo. These pictures make me wanna lick the screen.
Evany S. in Gary, Indiana