| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| The No-Dre Buffet. |
| Wednesday, September 27, 2006 |
Since the fella's are hating on "The 'Dre Buffet", I thought I'd send some love their way.
 It seems "naked sushi" (or Nyataimori, as it is formally called in Japan) is becoming a new fad. There is even a company looking to bring a franchise to a location near you.
 Eat up fella's (or ladies, if that's your thing). No protection needed*
(*In no way am I belittling the seriousness of our previous post on HIV.)
BodySushi.com |
posted by R. Fitzgerald @ 10:36 AM   |
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I think we could rule that eating raw fish off a girl's body is completely safe.
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We need a ghetto version of this. A big busted, big butt sister with chicken and cornbread on the menu
uuuhhhh weeee, back in the game baby!
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you open the door on that one matt, but i'm gonna leave it alone.....lol
great comments and education from you and greeneyedrican yesterday....who knew?
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that's what i'm talkin' 'bout dave...don't forget the tater salad!!!!
damn, those chopsticks...eat wif yo fangers!!!!
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I hope it doesn't SMELL like raw fish while you are EATING it off her body, wif yo fangers.
It's a double entendre so you decide how you want to take it.
Hey, where's Lee Lee (Sheletha); my new name for her, unless she minds. She's been missing in action.
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"the smell of fish is perfume on a young man's fangers"
- ludacris, the voice of "weathers" from the animation "lil pimp".
y'all gotta see this cartoon. funny as hell!!!! the new cult classic!
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uhhhhh...more testosterone....
and yes it took a minute but im here...
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I SAW LIL PIMP...FLIPPIN HILARIOUS
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yeah they opened on in chi-town last year. I wonder what would happen if she got some wasbi in her cracks!!! ( i love uchi - but it aint going down like this)
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lance & sheletha - i have lil pimp and neva watched it - i bought it for a date/comedy/? movie and lets just say - its beena long time and i never watched it (it is a comedy right!)
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Yeah its a comedy...but its weird...not obvious humor just silly. You gotta have a jacked up sense of humor (like Lance & Myself) to enjoy it. I wasnt even drinking when I first saw it...Im just a big ole goofball.
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For every to enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L3o485MV98
YOU TUBE IS THE BOMB DIGGITY YO!!!!
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wasbi and uchi -- I better look those up before I comment. umm hmm
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I'll take the dish as shown above, but please, hold the sushi... :)
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Wasabi -- now I know what you mean. That would make her really HOT!
As far as uchi, I couldn't find that, unless you meant the restaurant in Austin, TX.
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I think we could rule that eating raw fish off a girl's body is completely safe.