| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
|
| One More Day. |
| Wednesday, September 27, 2006 |
Hola mami's and papi's!!!
 Yeah, I know. I groaned too when she made me get up and drag myself out here into cyberspace. She says she needs just one more morning and, while there might be a post or two from Rich in the STL, she might also show up by this afternoon (yeah, right. I personally think that fried chicken pixie's been a-whisperin' in her ear, making a lazy negro out of her...but that's just me.)
In the meantime, she suggested I share this song with y'all. She thinks it's cute and really clever. Personally, it makes me wanna line dance, and I don't line dance. EVER. But that's just me. She insists that good music is good music and says sometimes country music is some of the realest, "of the people" (what the hell??) stuff there is. Whatevs. Hope you enjoy (NOT)!!!
|
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   |
|
| 3 Comments: |
-
hahahahaha...that was pretty funny! yep, that's sure fire way to get her outta yo' system (temporarily)....get anudda one, AND QUICK!!!!
-
thank ho for putting on some clothes...
-
|
| |
| << Home |
| |
|
|
|
|
hahahahaha...that was pretty funny! yep, that's sure fire way to get her outta yo' system (temporarily)....get anudda one, AND QUICK!!!!