| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Boo, B*tches!!!!!!! |
| Tuesday, October 31, 2006 |
Happy Halloween!!!
 Go Batsh*t!!!
Have fun!!!
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posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   |
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| 20 Comments: |
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I don't know why I giggle insanely when "bitches" is used at the end of any sentence or exclamation.
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I was going to say "Bitches" has to be one of your favorite words. You use it so well. It's never offensive the way you do it.
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I don't know why I giggle insanely when "bitches" is used at the end of any sentence or exclamation. - sheletha
maybe it's because you just said it. like "she a dumb bitch!" (giggle, giggle) or "them some stupid bitches!" (giggle, giggle some mo')
but let a brother say it, call y'all "bitches" and y'all be like that brother in the blog upstairs, ret to stab sumbody!!!
aiiight girly_girl...don't get it twisted, be easy!
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Happy Halloween, Everyone!
Don't worry, Lance, I won't 'get it twisted.'
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Its a Celebration Bitches!!!!
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Bitch betta have my money!
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Move Bitch, Get Out the Way....
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Bitch, could you post without us seeing your picture 50 times a day!
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Hey, hey now. We play nice in The Zone. I personally like seeing Sheletha's smiling face, and encourage more of you to add pics of yourselves so we can see you when you post.
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Oh ohh, somebody gone get b/slapped out the Zone.
You got's to play nice or you get sent home packing up in here.
(noise in the background)
Sheletha to Lance - "Let me go! Don't hold me!"
Sheletha to Queen B - "Who you calling a bitch!"
Girly Girl - "Yeah, who you calling a bitch!"
Rich - Put it away! Put it away! Don't pull it out in here Girly Girl. She was just flappin them gums, she don't want none up in here. Calm down.
Sheletha - Yeah, She don't want the kitten to pimp slap her out the Zone.
Lo - Everybody relax, We'll let this one slide, but Queen, don't let it happen again.
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The haters have been coming out the woodwork lately. I think I'll use my pic more.
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alternate ending
Juan - Just show me the mouth that said the word bitch.
Lance - Yeah, we got ways of dealing with people like you.
Y'all can tell, this is a slow day for me. I'm actually entertaining myself now.
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Listen up queen bitch...now that i know that I annoy you, you really aint seen nothin yet. I got more to say and dammit im going to say it. Im going to respect Lo and not come at you any more than I already have, but I dont tolerate being disrespected. Being ignorant over the flippin internet may be comfortable, but its not condoned. I may be at work, but I got a lotta time on my hands and going tit for tat with you on a blog is not how I want to spend my time. Now you can keep it moving with your tired ass alias and desperate moves for attention.
Thanks LoZoners for having my back...but I got this.
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Oh yeah...Go kick some damn rocks er something
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That one was for you Rich.
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and heres another pic just for the flippin hell of it...
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awwwww, shit...
the peaches is coming outta sheletha y'all.
(must be that spicy bojangles fried chicken!!!!!)
listen, listen (sounds of crickets): queen b must be outta here.
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Oh my God...
All this drama while I was volunteering at my son's school! Sheletha, your smile is fabulous--keep those comments coming!
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Oh, and Rich, the 'quote' from Juan G: "Just show me the mouth that said the word bitch."
You made him sound like he was The Godfather or something. I love it!
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That was the affect I was going for. I was inspired by his "Get off the damn phone!" quote.
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I don't know why I giggle insanely when "bitches" is used at the end of any sentence or exclamation.