| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Eyes On The Prize. |
| Monday, October 02, 2006 |
 ...just recently finished being in heat for the very first time (and very last, I might add). It lasted about 28 days. Practically a whole month.
During that time, my only boy dog, Milo, a Shiba Inu...
 ...lost his rabbit-ass mind.
He spent all 28 of those days with his face never any more than six inches away from Toshi's swollen peeper.
He stared at it.
He fell asleep while staring at it.
It was the golden goose, the end of the rainbow, the be-all and end-all of his tunnel-visioned existence.
 It was hell.
I learned two things during this nightmare of a month: 1) I never want to experience it again, and 2) My sweet, sweet, sweet boy of a dog...
 ...is a rapist.
Oh, the shame of it all.
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posted by Lo @ 10:48 AM   |
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| 13 Comments: |
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Nuthing but the dog in him . . . bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yey
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That was funny. So I guess that means someone had a meeting with some clippers?
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damn! daMN!! DAMN!!!
don't tell us lo, you had ol' boy "snip, snip"???
hell, he just lookin'!!!!
ain't this a BITCH!!!!!
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LOL. No, Lance, I did not have him snipped. I decided when he was a puppy (he's eight now) that I would allow him to keep his...stuff. Toshi, however, will be "handled." My other two girls, Brooklyn and Lola were snipped as pups when Lola went into heat at six months and turned into a total whore (Brook and Lo are seven now, so it had been years since I had to deal with the heat thing; Toshi's just 18 months old). Besides, Milo is the lone boy in a house full of estrogen. The least I could do is let him keep his balls. A house just ain't right without a set of balls in it.
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"A house just ain't right without a set of balls in it." - Lo
oh, the shame of it all...lol
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#1)The dogs are absolutely gorgeous
#2)Don't worry about Milo--he's not a rapist. I do know how you feel, though. I recently found out my 8 year old son is a pimp.
#3)Boys will be boys
#4)It's all good--keep smiling!
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"I recently found out my 8 year old son is a pimp." - Girly_Girl
Okay, Girly_Girl, that is HILARIOUS!!!!
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Ive been pimpin since pimpin been pimpin!!!!
is it just me or are these word verification words getting longer???
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Sheletha,
the word verification 'words' are DEFINITELY getting longer!!
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Well, it's not like she's not "presenting" it for him! Hell, all she needs is to spray some whip cream around it and put a cherry on top for him. Poor baby...so close...and yet...
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With all them Bytches (female canines) in the room, he was bound to get some booty sooner or later. Let your nut's swing dog!
Thank your momma for not cutting them off. A dog ain't a dog if he can't get his swing on from time to time.
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I want a Milo baby...hes a beautiful dog.
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"A house just ain't right without a set of balls in it."
shit this is too long to put on my licence plates!
I hated when i had doggies and they acted that way - i had to realize that they are ANIMALS!
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Nuthing but the dog in him . . . bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yey