| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Get Your Conversation & Drink On With Melicious Tonight!!! |
| Friday, October 20, 2006 |
If you're anywhere in the New York tri-state area today, make sure you check out the one, the only...Melicious himself...
 ...as he speaks and signs copies of his new book, Volume 1 in his Pussy Proverbs series...
 ...Keeping The Pussy: 11 Things Women Won't Admit (and the clean version, Keeping The Kitty)...
 ...today at Hue-Man Bookstore & Cafe in Harlem. You definitely want to be there to hear him share information that both men and women can immediately put into practical application for a better relationship.
 Here are the details of the event:Imaximize Productions, STTS Publishing and Hue-Man Bookstore Present the Exclusive Singles Night Preview of the NEW controversial and hysterical relationship guide book by film, television and stage star Mel Jackson!
Keeping the Kitty
11 Things Women Won't Admit
(but absolutely want you to know!)
NO COVER! FREE DRINKS AND PRIZES!!
Friday, October 20, 2006 6:00PM-9:00PMHue-Man Bookstore & Cafe2319 Frederick Douglass Blvd(btwn 124/125th St., Harlem NYC) When you roll through, be sure to wish him a Happy Belated Birthday and say "1-1-1". He's good people to begin with so it's all love, but those two things are the magic words, fa' sho.
Follow your instincts and BE THERE!!!*
*By the way, check out the audio messages at the top of this blog. The 2nd one is from Mel, thanking you fellow Lo Zoners for all the love. Thanks to all of you who dare to leave a message and be heard!!!
**For old times' sake, here are the collected podcasts of him dropping some of that very knowledge about The P and how to keep it in a series of exclusive interviews with my precocious little black dog, Lo's Bytch Lo.
Enjoy!!!
Mel Jackson Online
IAMENUS on MySpace |
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Okay so you know Im trippin right? I just heard Mel's message for the first time.
Be Back Later...
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Love the cover of the book. Ironically, I just hit Mels site a couple days ago and realized the book was out. Much success with the book tour.
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ROFL!! ROFL!! ROFL!!
I guess you got over your shyness, Sheletha!!
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The way he says it is like fire. I don't know which consonate or vowel that he puts the inflection to make it sound so..soo..(running out of the room)
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Heading uptown RIGHT NOW to see Mel and watch his luscious lips as he pronounces Pu$$y!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm leaving my office in ten minutes and taking the train straight there.
Thank God for THE LO ZONE. I wouldn't have known he was going to be at Hue-Man and I would have been TOO PISSED if I missed getting the chance to see him in person.
111, Mel!! I'm coming to join ya, honey!! Save me a drink!!
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Okay so you know Im trippin right? I just heard Mel's message for the first time.
Be Back Later...