| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Gimme A Friggin' Break. |
| Friday, October 27, 2006 |
People try to come up with a medical excuse for everything. If this isn't the biggest crock of sh*t, I don't know what is.
Researchers are struggling to understand a rare medical condition where sufferers unknowingly demand, or actually have, sex while asleep, New Scientist magazine reported on Wednesday.
Research into sexsomnia -- making sexual advances toward another person while asleep -- has been hampered as sufferers are so embarrassed by the problem they tend not to own up to it, while doctors do not ask about it.
As yet there is no cure for the condition, which often leads to difficulties in relationships. Every guy I've ever dated, with the exception of one, has attempted, demanded, or actually had sex while I was asleep, so why is there no medical term for that? Huh?
'Sexsomnia,' my ass. It's called 'night horniness.' End of subject.
Reuters: "Sexsomniacs" puzzle medical researchers |
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   |
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qBeen there done that. All this time I thought it was just a heat seeking missle.
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Okay I have some that havent been publicized....until now.
Blizzard Booty ~ A name concocted from a friend of mine that seemed so approporiate due to living in Michigan most of my life. Staying in some sort of a relationship for the sake of keeping warm throughout the winter months.
Hotel Horniness ~ When traveling from city to city with my job, there was an overwhelming desire to "keep company" just because I was in a nice hotel room.
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i hope there was no taxpayin' munny that produced this bullshit...
are you serious?
if so, WE need to get in on the cut and get paid!
whaddya they gonna waste munny on next..wet dreams and call it "nutophoria"???
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You mean I might be taking advantage of myself when I'm still asleep?!
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i've definitely experience hotel horniness on more than one occasion. i never knew what to call it, now i do. thanx
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My ex wife used to beg me to knock her out with a mallot before sex. I just thought she was extremely kinky but now I realize it was an insult. God I miss her.
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Sheletha, I went to college in the suburbs of Boston and we used to pack backpacks bags when we went to the clubs (in Boston) if a snowstorm was forecasted.
The pickup line that was typically used then was "do you want to have breakfast?" The naive or truly uninformed thought it was too early to think about breakfast (clubs close at 2:00 a.m. in Boston) but the real question was do you want to have breakfast in the morning.
I fully understand hotel horniness -- we sometimes call that holiday ho -- as in when on holiday.
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Hotel horniness is a very real affliction, according to my husband. He suffers from it frequently as he is always traveling for business...
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Girly Girl, lets just hope he doesn't act on it, remember pu$$y has no face. Although you are quite the cute chick, he might get a case of the Kobe.
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You know what I forgot. You got them damn guns and you don't seem afraid to use them. You good to go.
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Actually, Rich, now you got me thinking. Kobe IS my husbands favorite player....
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Tell him to switch to D-Wade, he's got more game. You have nothing to worry about, he's got you on lockdown because he's probably afraid he might lose you to some unknown competition.
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qBeen there done that. All this time I thought it was just a heat seeking missle.