| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Give Us This Day Your Daily Bread. |
| Tuesday, October 31, 2006 |
 When Johnny Anderson and two accomplices saw churchgoers filing into Israel of God's Church on the West Side two weeks ago, they were struck with an idea, police said Monday: Let's rob the church.
Anderson is accused of doing just that, interrupting a rollicking Wednesday night service by putting his gun to a man's head, firing a shot into the ceiling and threatening to shoot children if churchgoers didn't hand over their valuables.
"It was an opportunistic time for them to commit this robbery," said Steve Peterson, commander of Harrison Area detectives. "As far as we know, there was no planning." Aside from being dumb enough to get caught, these guys were actually thinking quick on their feet. At any given time, particularly Sunday, the church's coffers are a freaking jackpot. What with all that plate passing and building fund donating, it's a wonder more churches aren't hit up on a regular basis.
Chicago Tribune: Bond denied for man charged in church heist |
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i think this story will "release" some of those demons...to hit up a church on sunday morning.
next thing you know, they'll be metal detectors at church!
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Lo, DC (which was not no. 1 on that list) had a string of these a couple of years ago. It was during Sunday services, after the service when the trustees were counting the money, you name it was happening.
One church even went so far as to ask the people to bring checks or money orders if possible to keep the amount of cash on hand to a minimum.
You'd have to think there is a special reserved section in Hell for these types.
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Taking God's money, how dastardly! I guess next they're going after God's bling drawer. Those pricks.
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I wonder if they are going to tithe.
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STUPID ASS DUMMIES WILL ROT IN HELL.
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i think this story will "release" some of those demons...to hit up a church on sunday morning.
next thing you know, they'll be metal detectors at church!