| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Just Say No, Dude, Just Say No. |
| Wednesday, October 25, 2006 |
I mean, seriously, can you hold others responsible for the gluttony of someone else? In China, apparently so:
 Five Chinese power bureau officials have been dismissed or demoted after an auditor died from a series of banquet binges, the Shanghai Daily reported on Tuesday.
The death of Zhang Hongtao, 25, who worked with the Yanshan County Audit Office in northern Hebei province, was blamed on alcohol after banquets provided in April for auditors by the Yanshan Power Supply Co., the newspaper said.
Instead of working, Zhang did little else but eat, drink, play cards and enjoy massages, the official China Daily said.
"Zhang called his family the day before his death, saying that he couldn't pick up his child because the power bureau had invited the auditors and some other supervision officials to another banquet," the newspaper said.
"That night, Zhang consumed a lot of alcohol and became very ill. When the bureau invited the group to dine again the next day, Zhang's lifeless body was found, which Zhang's family said was due to alcohol poisoning."  While you bullsh*ttin', that roast pig looks good as hell. Makes me want some fried chicken.*
*What? Everything makes me want fried chicken. Haven't y'all figured that out by now?
Reuters: Five punished for China banquet binge death |
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are you sho' that a roast pig or a pit bull?...
i'm just sayin'...look at that head!
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Come on Lance, pit bulls aren't for roasting they're for screwing! YEEE-HAAAWWW!
Sorry. Still reeling from the earlier man on dog post.
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i'on kno' matt, this is CHINA, where they don't eat what they fuck...
...although pussy is a de-lick-table part of healthy, nutritious diet! ;-P
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So true, so true, Lance. And a nice clean nookie doesn't even have to have corn or mashed taters on it. I have seen some with gravy, however. :)
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are you sho' that a roast pig or a pit bull?...
i'm just sayin'...look at that head!