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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Take A Pill, Feel Free To Spill.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Scientists have developed a chemical contraceptive that temporarily blocks the development of sperm but does not interfere with testosterone levels in men.

Trials on laboratory animals, according to a media report, have shown that the contraceptive effect is reversible and that there are no apparent long-term side-effects. Scientists hope that trials of the new male contraceptive could begin within the next few years.
This comes as no real consolation in an age rampant with STDs and HIV. Still, I wonder how many men in monogamous relationships would be willing to take the pill instead of relying on their woman to take hers.

Old dogs, new tricks. You know how that goes.

Hindustan Times: Coming soon: A male contraceptive pill
posted by Lo @ 10:34 AM  
5 Comments:
  • At October 31, 2006 5:04 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    it's better than gettin' our nuts whack'd off!!!!

    bad idea...if joe dumbass forgets to take the pill and ol' girl gets prego, do you think joe is gonna take any responsibility?

    hell to the naw...

     
  • At October 31, 2006 7:49 AM, Anonymous Juan G said…

    mmm, I am all for taking responsibility but this will probably never make it out of the lab. Can you imagine a male dominated panel giving the green light for this to be used on humans.

     
  • At October 31, 2006 11:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I would rather decide when someone has my baby as opposed to hearing. "I forgot to take my pill". That's so bogus. Women can remember everything you say, but can't remember to take their fu%&%ing pills, give me a break. Their actions speak of entrapment. I mean, come on, a man should be able to get a little kitten without getting met by the dog catcher on his way out the door.

     
  • At October 31, 2006 1:14 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    Now if they made a pill that gave your sperm a spearmint flavor....now there would be a selling point. Can you imagine the Powerpoint presentation?

     
  • At October 31, 2006 3:35 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    well, matt technically....there is such a product...called "toothpaste". great for bj's and brushing teeth all at the same time.

    hey, she didn't complain and i damn sho didn't either!!!!!! ;-P~~~

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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