| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| This B*tch Needs One Good Beatdown... |
| Thursday, October 26, 2006 |
...and then all this nonsense assaulting people will be over.
 Supermodel Naomi Cambpell has been released on bail after being arrested in London on suspicion of assault.
Sky's crime correspondent Martin Brunt said Campbell was arrested yesterday afternoon after a woman walked into a central London police station and made an allegation of assault.
Police arrested the 36-year-old model at a house in Westminster, central London. She was released on bail in the early hours of this morning.
The Sun newspaper reported that Campbell attacked her drug counselor.
The paper claimed the therapist made a complaint after she was "scratched all over her face" by the catwalk model.
A spokesman for Campbell said he believed there had been a "misunderstanding". "Misunderstanding"? Homegirl would be misunderstanding how she got my foot up her ass.
Someone needs to knock the sh*t out of her real good and put an end to these ridiculous antics.
Fox News.com: Naomi Campbell Arrested in London for Alleged Assault |
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I wish I were that toilet.
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She just ain't scratched, hit, or smacked the right sistah.
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I will be the offical promoter for the ass whoopin tour. THE ASS WHOOPIN TOUR is for the celebrities that are flippin' out of order!!!! 5 Tickets for $25 will get you 5 open hand licks. Weapons (switches, belts, and extention cords) will be sold at the vendor tables in the venue for public use.
We might take this shit international since shes from London and all. The Queen might wanna take a lic at her.
Previous Sucessfull Ass Whoopin Tour Celebrities:
Aretha Franklin ~ Cobo Hall, Detroit MI
Foxxy Brown ~ Los Vegas, NV
Fantasia Barrino's Daddy ~ High Point, NC
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OH!!! This Ass Whoopin Tour is sponsored by: "PIMP JUICE"
"Keeping the Pimp Hand Strong"
The Pimpalicious Diva
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Coming Soon on the Ass Whooping Tour
Madonna
Wesley Snipes
Details Soon...
Pimpalicious Promotions LLC
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ROFLMAO
running out the room to get sheletha some help
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The Lo Zone is a Pimp's Paradise.
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Hey Matt, isn't it better to be pissed off than pissed on. Even worse, if you were the toilet, you'd really be full of shit, at least some of the time.
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I guess when you're as gorgeous as NC, you might the rules of appropriate conduct don't apply to you.
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that is the exact reason why she needs a tour
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i'm with juan...she just haven't pulled this shit with the wrong person. her targets are mostly housekeeping and hotel servants lookin' for a buck on the ass end, lookin' stupid when deys git no doe and then wanna fight.
...but let her pull that shit in the 'hood, they'll just take it outta her ass whether it for a quarter or quarter of a mil.
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Naomi is about ugly as ugly gets...she has absolutely no class...she looks like a mo fo on crack and she acts like it too. Beyotch she is. Hope she does time for her crime. Move over Naomi and let a pretty girl on the runway...you are all sooooooo used up. Like used TP you are.
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