| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Alright, Let's All Say It Together And Get It Over With... |
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 |
...one, two, three...
NIGGER!!!!
There. Does everyone feel better now? Did that do it for you? Because so many people seem to be holding that word in their back pocket, just itching to whip it out like it's the ultimate gauntlet.
So say it, already.
Just be prepared to deal with the fallout, if any.
*I'm sure you've all seen this by now, but what the hey.
TMZ.com: Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word
TMZ.com: Seinfeld on "Kramer" Tirade: "I Am Sick" |
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i never noticed in this picture of buckwheat before but that's a pretty big damn knife he's carrying.
...i wondered he's looking like that AFTER he stabbed the last cracker that called him a nigger!
...the one without the "er" and not the "a" (;-P
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i never noticed in this picture of buckwheat before but that's a pretty big damn knife he's carrying.
...i wondered he's looking like that AFTER he stabbed the last cracker that called him a nigger!
...the one without the "er" and not the "a" (;-P