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Can You Catch "Being Gay" Like You Catch The Flu?
Friday, November 17, 2006
GayPenguinBook
A picture book about two male penguins raising a baby penguin is getting a chilly reception among some parents in [Shiloh, IL] who worry about the book's availability to elementary students — and the reluctance of administrators to restrict access to it.

The concerns are the latest involving "And Tango Makes Three," the illustrated children's book based on a true story of two male penguins — Roy and Silo — in New York City's Central Park Zoo who adopted a fertilized egg and raised the chick as their own.

Complaining about the book's homosexual undertones, some parents of Shiloh Elementary School students believe the book — available to be checked out of the school's library in this 11,000-resident town 20 miles east of St. Louis — tackles topics their young children aren't ready to handle.

Their request: Move the book to the library's regular shelves and restrict it to a section for mature issues, perhaps even requiring parental permission before their child can check it out.

At least for now, the district's chief isn't budging. Though a panel she appointed suggested the book be moved and require parental permission before it is checked out, Superintendent Jennifer Filyaw says "And Tango Makes Three" will stay put — at the advice of the district's attorney, who says moving it might be legally challengeable censorship.

Filyaw considers the book "adorable" and age appropriate, written for children ages 4 to 8.

Is it objectionable to allow children to get their hands on this? Is being gay a learned behavior that can come from reading a book?

And how exactly can you tell that it's a gay penguin anyway? Does it snap its fins in a half circle? Maybe wear some shoebooties and a D&G scarf?


AP: Parents want gay penguins book blocked
posted by Lo @ 10:44 AM  
4 Comments:
  • At November 17, 2006 9:16 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    i wonder if those gay peng-guh-wins (as bugs bunny would say it) eat gay grass also....lol

    hmmm, so i guess that cartoon of daffy duck sitting on that egg makes him a gay "wanna be" too?, in touch with his "maternal" side?

     
  • At November 17, 2006 10:46 AM, Blogger Rich in the Stl said…

    Homophobia can run deep. Personally, I watch the images my kids see, but I don't teach them to be homophobic, just aware. Besides, a member of our extended family is gay, and the entire family gives them a lot of love.

    I think you have to just be open to talk about various topics with kids, you can't live your life in fear that they'll "catch" something.

     
  • At November 17, 2006 11:25 AM, Blogger Sheletha said…

    talk about "happy feet"

     
  • At November 18, 2006 2:53 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    "Happy Skeet"

    Funny, in Mrs. Doubtfire Returns, I referenced this penguin story. Doubtfire is interviewing the caretaker of a penguin exhibit in San Fran and brings this story up, later to comment, "Oh, it sounds like 'Brokebeak Mountain', doesn't it?"

    I thought it was funny when I wrote it.

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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