| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Come One, Come All. |
| Tuesday, November 21, 2006 |
I'd hate to be the one to have to clean up after this.
Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.
But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.
The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."
There you go, people. Let's all come together...er...let's all do our part for world peace by getting a piece.
Just make sure the piece you get doesn't pull a bust 'n' bounce...
...or the negative feelings it leaves behind will cancel out your peace effort altogether.
AP: Calif. couple calls for orgasm for peace |
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ya kno...
people will laugh about this now, but five years from now...count em y'all...five years!!!...they'll have corporate sponsorship from companies like trojan condoms, serta mattress, astroglide, no-doz and on, and on...
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Anything that gets us all to come together...
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make love not war!
...'member those ol' vietnam war/hippie 60's slogans of yesteryear?
i guess the retro version of love.peace.happiness will never go outta style.
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ya kno...
people will laugh about this now, but five years from now...count em y'all...five years!!!...they'll have corporate sponsorship from companies like trojan condoms, serta mattress, astroglide, no-doz and on, and on...