| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Confessions Of A Pulpit Pimp. |
| Monday, November 06, 2006 |
 Saying that he was a "deceiver and liar" who had given in to his dark side, the Rev. Ted Haggard confessed to sexual immorality Sunday in a letter read from the pulpit of the megachurch he founded.
The disgraced former president of the National Evangelical Association, which represents 30 million evangelical Christians, apologized and said "because of pride, I began deceiving those I love the most because I didn't want to hurt or disappoint them."
"The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality. And I take responsibility for the entire problem. I am a deceiver and a liar. There's a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I have been warring against it for all of my adult life," he said. Meanwhile, if the guy he'd been having sex with all that time hadn't blown the whistle (among other things), the good Reverend Haggard would have continued to persecute and denounce those who openly do the very things he was doing under the cover of darkness.
Makes you wonder just how many more un-outed Revered Haggards are still in the pulpit, all fire and brimstone with their congregations by day, and living the lie by night.
AP: Ousted evangelist confesses to followers |
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Yeah, it's that whole notion of "getting caught" that exposes a lot of stuff. Just imagine what we don't know about because they haven't been caught yet.
Incidentally, is it me or do those pepole in that picture all look like they've had that special kool aide they keep for such occasions.
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Juan!
I was thinking that same exact thing about the kool aid!
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LOL...u guys are crazy!! Not the kool aide! nsaujv
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Is that kid in the front, in the blue shirt just the laziest worshipper, or is it just me? He's got to rest his hands on someone else's back? On a much sicker note, I'd like to give the girl in the pigtails some divine intervention.
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Yeah, it's that whole notion of "getting caught" that exposes a lot of stuff. Just imagine what we don't know about because they haven't been caught yet.
Incidentally, is it me or do those pepole in that picture all look like they've had that special kool aide they keep for such occasions.